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Vegeta was just getting over Christmas. He was once again sitting on the couch minding his own business when Mirai Trunks came in with Gohan and Piccolo. They were each carrying a box. They took one look at Vegeta and shrugged. They then started taking things our of the box. Vegeta stared at them quizicly and shrugged. He could just blast them to death. Then the woman would kill him. He could just seriously injure them. They began to tape things to the walls and set up different colorful things. They then stuck a party hat on Vegeta's head and a noise maker in his mouth. He ripped them off. "What the hell are you doing?"
"Setting up for New Years eve," Mirai Trunks stated.
"Oh shit not another holiday. Didn't we just have one?"
"Um... yeah."
"Then why the hell are we having another one?"
"Because it is New Year."
"So you are saying you celebrate Christmas and then like only a week after you have another holiday?!"
"Basically."
"Figures. Is Kakorrot and his family coming over?"
"Yeah. Oh and Vegeta, Mom wants to talk to you."
"What does the Woman want now?"
"It is pretty important. You are like the last person to find out."
"What?"
"I would go talk to her." Vegeta gets up wondering what he didn't know. Before he could reach Bulma Chibi Trunks came running up to him with Goten.
"Daddy, Daddy, guess what! Not only is it New Years Eve, but Momma is gonna have a baby!"
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Goten clapped his hands in joy. Why did everything have to happen to him? He went into his room to talk to Bulma. She was sitting on the bed thinking. She looked up when he came in.
"Vegeta! We are going to have another baby!"
"The Chibi just told me! Is this pregnancy going to take nine months too?"
"Actually Vegeta, I have been keeping this a secret from you so you wouldn't worry, but I have been pregnant for the last eight months."
"And you didn't tell me!"
"Well, I didn't want you to leave me again like how you did when I told you about Trunks. You weren't even there for his birth. You came back when he was a month old. You think I am going to tell you! Now you are stuck here. Everyone has known about it but you and they will be watching you."
"God Damn it! I thought you were getting a little fat." She got up and smacked him. "What did I say?"
"You called me fat!"
"Well, you are!"
"That is it! Get dressed in that tuxedo and get down stairs. You are going to party along right with us."
"NNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! Life sucks!"
"Yeah, well shut your mouth and go with it." Vegeta got into the tuxedo.
"I look like tuxedo mask. I look absolutely gay. I told you I didn't want to dress up!"
"Shut your mouth! Get down stairs and go help Mirai Trunks decorate! I will be down there in a minute." Vegeta scowled and went down stairs still in shock from what he had found out. Everyone was staring at him when he got in there.
"What the hell are you all looking at?!" The door bell rang and Mirai Trunks opened it. Videl, Pan, Chichi, Goku, #18, Krillin, Yamcha, Puar, Oolong, Master Roshi and Tien all came walking in. Vegeta moved to the closest wall and started banging his head on it. Goku came right up to him and put his hand on his shoulder.
"Vman! Been a while, hasn't it?"
"Kakorrot! I just saw you five days ago! This is the worst day of my life."
"Oh, you found out about Bulma!" Mirai Trunks pulled Goku away. He then whispered something in his ear, but Vegeta could still hear it.
"Vegeta is losing his mind, so I would leave him alone." Goku nodded.
"I heard that you insilent brat!" Mirai Trunks yelped and ran as fast as he could behind Piccolo. Bulma came walking down the stairs. All the girls surrounded her and asked her about the baby and things of that nature. Vegeta turned back to the wall and continued to hit his head on it. Chibi Trunks was watching his father. He motioned for Goten to follow him. They stood on each side of Vegeta and started to bang their heads on the wall. Bulma pulled them back.
"Don't do what Vegeta does. He is going insane and he needs to be left alone."
"Okay Bulma."
"Okay Mommy." Trunks and Goten ran off to the tv and started playing Tekken. All of the warriors except for Vegeta sat down infront of the tv with the two little boys and started making bets on who would win. Piccolo who had no intrest sat down next to where Vegeta was banging his head and began meditating. A banging sound came from the door. Bulma opened it. She motioned for the man to come in. He was followed in by a cart. She showed him the dining room. Goku watched intently as all the food was brought into the house. When he was done Bulma payed him and then announced dinner. Everyone ran to the large dinning room grabbing all the food before Goku could get to it. Vegeta took his seat at the head of the table. Goku decided to sit right next to him. While eating Goku would continuously try to steel Vegeta's food. Vegeta got so sick of it that he stuck Goku with his fork. Goku screamed out in pain and started dancing around in pain. Vegeta was rolling on the floor lauging. Chichi had enough. She got up and hit Vegeta with a frying pan.
"Don't hurt my husband!" Vegeta shut up and sat back down at his seat and continued to eat. Goku eventually sit back down forgeting about what Vegeta had done and continued to try and steal food from him. Vegeta hit his head against the table. Goten and Chibi Trunks shrugged and followed Vegeta's example. Mirai Trunks busted up lauging. Piccolo continued to meditate. Chichi was trying to get Goku to stop. Tien, Yamcha, Puar, Master Roshi, and Krillin were betting on Goten and Chibi Trunks. Videl and #18 were talking to Bulma.
After the meal everyone went back into the living room. Goten and Chibi Trunks went back to playing Tekken and Tien, Yamcha, Puar, Master Roshi, and Krillin were watching intently hoping they had betted on the better kid. Gohan took a seat next to Piccolo and helped him set up his video camera. Vegeta was banging his head on the wall and Mirai Trunks was laughing at him. Chichi was yelling at Goku and the rest of the girls were talking.
Gohan sat back and watched as Piccolo began documenting the evening. It was ten oclock and they had two hours before midnight. Piccolo started on the far side of the room. "Welcome to Vegeta's first New Years Eve! I am here with my companion Gohan. And we are documenting this amazing experience. Yet another fight is going on between Goku and Chichi. It looks as if Chichi is winning like usual. In the middle of the room Goten and Chibi Trunks are battling it out to the death in Tekken. A very honorable battle if you ask me. Yet the honor in this battle has been lessoned by The humans and animals betting on the two little kids. Then of course we have Mirai Trunks. Once again he cannot stop laughing at Vegeta. Vegeta just found out that Bulma was eight months pregnant and he is hitting his head against the wall. I can see why Mirai Trunks can never stop lauging." Piccolo continued to tape the room. Bulma sighed and looked over to her husband.
"Vegeta, would you stop that please!" Vegeta looked behind him. He sent a ki blast at Mirai Trunks and some how Goku knocked it away. Vegeta cursed Goku's name and looked over to Piccolo. Piccolo was carrying a black box and he was talking to himself.
"What the hell are you doing Namek?"
"Vegeta has taken a break from torturing himself for a special interview. Vegeta, could you tell us your feelings on Bulma being pregnant?"
"What the hell is that thing?!"
"A video recorder."
"So it is like a camera?"
"Basically. Could you answer the question?"
"Point that thing away from me!!! Before I blast it!" Piccolo walked away. He just spent a lot of money on this camera and he didin't want it to be destroyed yet. Vegeta sat down on a couch and stared into space. Mirai Trunks sat down next to him. "Is this all we have to do?"
"No, we have to stay up until mid night to be awake when the year changes."
"That is pointless. Who the hell made that up?"
"It doesn't matter. What matters is that we are all up."
"What if we aren't?"
"Then you just miss the excitment and the ball dropping."
"Ball dropping?"
"They drop the ball at midnight in New York. We watch it on tv every year." Vegeta got to thinking. Why watch a ball being dropped when he could drop his own ball.
"Get me two balls."
"What are you going to do?"
"Get them and get outside! Now!" Mirai Trunks ran to Chibi Trunks's room and grabbed two soccer balls and went out side. He handed one to Vegeta. Vegeta flew up one hundred feet in the air and dropped it. Before it hit the ground he blew it up. "Now wasn't that better than tv?"
"Yeah! That was cool. Hold on and let me get everyone. It is almost midnight." Mirai Trunks went back into the house and brought everyone outside. He then flew up to Vegeta handing him the second ball. "When I get to 1 drop the ball." Mirai looked down at everyone. "Make room!" Everyone parted leaving a circle. Vegeta grinned evily. "10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!" Vegeta dropped the ball and just before it hit the ground he blew it up. Everyone clapped in joy and at the marvelous light show. Vegeta bowed and flew back down to earth. Mirai Trunks laughed his way down to the ground. They all went back inside and went their seperate ways saying good bye. Krillin, Yamcha and Puar were crying becuase Goten won more games than Trunks. Goku was still being yelled at by Chichi. Gohan and Videl were playing with Pan as they left. Piccolo was lauging evily at all the editing he had to do on his new tape. Mirai Trunks went to bed. Chibi Trunks and Goten went up to Chibi Trunks's room to get some sleep. Bulma and Vegeta went to bed themselves.
Vegeta's Thought of the day: That was stupid. The only thing that was cool was when I got to blow up the ball. That was awsome. At least Piccolo doesn't meditate so much anymore. But a camera of all things! Couldn't he find a better hobby. All these human holidays are stupid and pointless. And now the woman is going to have another baby! Life sure is hell at times. Note to self: never let Kakorrot sit next to you while eating.
The End
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Author's note: Well, how was it? Vegeta is losing his mind. Look for Vegeta Learns About Babies some time in January. Please Review! =^_^=
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