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Vegeta was sitting on his couch minding his own business again as he heard Bulma screaming for him. Mirai Trunks came bounding into the room. "Vegeta! Get off your lazy ass! Mom is ready to have her baby!"
"Damnit! I was just getting comfortable."
"Now! She needs to be taken to the hospital."
"I know, I know. Take care of the chibi brat." Vegeta casually got up and climbed the stair case. Bulma was sitting on the bed. "Vegeta! Get your ass over here and fly me to the hospital."
"I am going as fast as I can Woman!"
"No you aren't! And if you don't move faster, this baby will be born right here." Vegeta jumped and picked her up and flew her as fast as he could to the hospital. He really didn't want to deliver a baby.
Meanwhile, Mirai Trunks was having a hard time. Chibi Trunks was asking every single question about babies. "Where do babies come from?"
"Ask Mom."
"But I want to know right now."
"Ask Mom."
"But I want to know!"
"Ask Mom." Mirai Trunks simply did not know what to say to the kid. He didn't know what Bulma would say so he told the kid to ask his mom. The phone began ringing. Mirai Trunks answered it. "Moushi Moushi. Oh hey Goku."
"Hey Mirai. I felt Vegeta's ki everywhere. Are you guys in some kind of danger?"
"Um... not really. Mom is having her baby."
"Really?! We will be at the hospital. I am going to get everyone." Goku hung up on the other line. Mirai Trunks looked into the reciever and shook his head. Vegeta was not going to like this at all.
"Well, I guess we should go down there too." He sighed and picked up his five year old chibi self. This was going to be one long day.
Vegeta had been sitting with Bulma for many hours now. He could tell that everyone was waiting outside the door. Including the ki he hated most, Kakorroto. He sighed and looked back at Bulma. Her contractions were coming closer. The entire thing disgusted him. He would have rather been waiting outside the room. But then Bulma would be mad with him. And considering her mood lately that wouldn't be a good thing. She cried out as several nurses and a doctor entered the room. They smiled and looked over to Vegeta. The shortest of the nurses was already asking him questions. "Are you Vegeta Breifs?"
"I am the prince of Saiya-jins to you!" he said with fury. She backed off a little bit.
"Alright, I need you to go stand by your wife's side and hold her hand." Vegeta stood there pretending not to hear. "Your highness," she added. He smirked and moved to Bulma's side. She grabbed onto his hand and squeezed it as hard as she could. He swore that he could hear some bones breaking. When he did get a chance to look at his hand, his fingers were bent in a unatural postion. He also decided that births were messy and this would be the last child he ever had. He had a hard enough time with Trunks. "One last push Bulma!" Bulma grabbed onto his hand and broke every bone that wasn't already broken. The doctor held up a baby. "Congradulations! It is a girl!" After they did all the measurements they handed the baby to Bulma. She smiled at her. She then looked up to Vegeta.
"Thank you for being with me. I couldn't have done it with out you."
"My hand..."
"Oh, sorry. What should we name her?"
"My hand..." He was staring at it sadly.
"Fine. Then I will pick a name. You shall be called Bra."
"My hand..." The doors flew open and the entire Z crew came rushing in. Goku was in the lead. He was grinning like a fool. Goten and Trunks catiously approached the baby. The first thing they did was poke it in the arm. The rest of the Z gang was congradulating Vegeta. Chichi had since taken Bra into her own arms. She was wishing for a third child now. Vegeta was ready to faint with all the pats on the back. Goku took his bad and hand shook it still smiling. "KAKORROTO! AH! MY HAND!"
"Huh? Oh sorry Vman. What happened to your hand?"
"Bulma." Goku slapped his back playfully and laughed.
"Same thing happend to me Vman."
"Never call me Vman again Kakorroto! I am the Prince of Saiya-jins to you!" Mirai Trunks was just staring at his sister. Well she was and wasn't his sister. It was far to complicated. He took her out of Chichi's arms and started making faces at her to get her to laugh. Bulma laughed a little bit from her bed.
"Give her a chance to sleep Trunks. She just went through the hardest thing in her life."
"Okay Mom." He gave the baby back to Chichi. Vegeta decided that it was his turn to see the brat. He picked her up and held her up so that he could see all of her.
"Welcome to life brat." Bra cooed a little bit. Vegeta could already see that this cute baby would cause him a lot of problems. Piccolo tapped his shoulder. Vegeta turned around with Bra in his arms to see what the Namek wanted. Piccolo took a picture of the scene. The little vien on Vegeta's forehead popped out. If there was one thing he hated. It was having his picture taken.
Vegeta's thought for the day: Well, I never want to go through that again! Live births are messy. I don't like em. Kakorroto decided to show me his home videos of Gohan and Goten being born. I have decided never to be at one again. And the new brat. I can sense it. She has some kind of power over me. I don't like it. Note to self: destroy the Namek's camera.
The End
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