By Milly
Introduction -- -- Let's have fun (my pain just won't go)!
Vegeta
-Hey! Vegetable! You stink! a child said, a red ball in his hand.
-Give me the ball!
-What are you gonna do about it? Call your mama?
-I am the prince of all saïya-gin, the master of...
The ball hit him on the face and he started crying.
** Eh! Eh!**
Goku
Goku was going around, doing "panpan" to everyone.
-Hey! Goku! Does your tail wags? a guy said.
Goku looked at him, then walked toward him and did "panpan" to him. The guy kicked in. Goku stood up, kicked his as, then went away, doing "panpan" again.
** Eeeeeeeeeh...no comments...**
Chichi
Chichi was sitting in the corner, a plastic frying pan in her hands. She was playing she was cooking. A guy came toward her.
-Hey! You wanna cook me something?
-Yeah!
-Hurry up, babe!
-What did you just call me?
-Babe?
She hit him with her frying pan on the head.
-Hey! That's cool!
She went around hitting people with her frying pan.
**Good habits are taken in your childhood!**
Bra
The teacher had ask them to present themself, since it was their first day.
-Hello! My name is Bra!
-Ah! Underwear!
-Go on, Bra.
-Ah! Underwear!
-Don't listen to him Bra.
-Ah! Underwear!
Bra looked at the dumbguy and said,
-Daddy, go on!
Vegeta appeard out of nowhere and kicked the child away
**What? You want another comment! Can't you think by yourself!**
Bulma
-What are you doing, Bulma?
-I'm making a micro-computer.
-Ehhh! Dumbass!
-No, my IQ is higher then yours!
-Ehh! Nerd!
Bulma looked at him with anger.
-Shut up! Dumbass, asshole, baka, stupid, imbecile, moron, jerk, idiot, bastard!
-Hey! You know you've got a great ass?!
**I wasn't inspired for this one.**
Pan
The "mean" guy was standing in front of Pan. She was looking at him with big eyes.
-So, I heard you are a warrior? isn't it? You don't look so tough to me!
Pan kept looking at him in silence.
-Com'on, lil'baby, say something!
Pan kept silent.
-What is it, you afraid? You wanna fight?
She smiled, and started dancing around.
-I'm a bee!
**Hey! GT...I hope you know what this is all about. If you don't, well...too bad! I won't tell you!**
Gohan
-Mom, I wanna go in kindergarden.
-No, all you do there is play, I want you to study!
-Mom, I don't have any friend here.
-I don't care, you have more time to study.
-Mom, it's boring here!
-It's because you're losing your time and are not studying.
-Mom, why don't you want me to go?
-Coz' I dont have the time to buy you a plastic frying pan so you could play with people's head.
-What?!
**(Talking like a robot) Pain strong...Impossible to think.**
Goten
-Aaargh! no computer!
Goten died from an heart attack.
** Dumb...dumb...dumb. Do you want me to go on? Yeah! Dumb...dumb...dumb...stupid(Oh! Sorry!)...dumb**
Videl
-Hey! It's Satan's daughter!
-Shut up!
She kicked the guy away.
-Oh Dende, will they ever leave me alone?!
Dende appeard and transpierced her heart with his sword.
-I'll never get bored of this! Aaah! Aaah! Ah!
**Yeah! Two in three! Poor Videl! O.k., I'm really sorry...you want it again? O.k, dumb...dumb...dumb (Hey! This is getting really funny!)
Yamcha
Yamcha entered the kindergarden
-Argh! Girls!
Suddenly, Puar appeard next to him.
-Argh! The cat! It's flying!
-Don't be afraid! Puar said
-Argh! The flying cat! It's talking!
He fainted.
-Shit! Why does it happen all the time? Puar said with a sigh.
**O.k., first: I wanted Yamcha to die again (Coz' it's funny!) but Val almost made a crisis about it so, I just made him faint. Second: Help!!! Third: Dumb...dumb...dumb.. O.k., that's it!**
Conclusion
At the very moment I'm writting those lines, my pain is gone! It's a miracle! It's extraordinary! It's a...It's back...(sobs). It's not fair!!! Bye!
Milly xxx
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