By Milly
Disclaimer: I do not own any part of DB/Z/GT, but I do own a very bad migraine! Do you want it? I can give it for free! I can pay if you want to... Oh... you don't... Please? Pretty please?!...(sobs) :(
Pan: I'm a bee! I'm a bee! I'm a bee! ... I love Trunks... No! I'm a bee! (Hey! GT)
Trunks: Pan's got a great ass! Shit, I'm a pedophile! I love bees, Pan's got a great ass! (OK, I know it sucks, but hey! I do what I want!)
Bra: Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy! Momy suck! Daddy, my daddy! (Sorry, a lil' Oedipe symptom for lil' Bra!)
Goten: Computer, I've gotta find a computer!
Goku: Food food food, fight fight fight, that's my life, so bye bye! (Legaly earn by my friend Val (Hey!))
Vegeta: I'm the prince of Saïya-gins, the master of... Aaah! Shut up! Hey! I'm even interrupting myself now (sobs)!
Gohan: Cos25=983x2/tan36.1324+ (167a-4000abg)=(202907x287)/sin30... (snores)
Bulma (when she first met Goku): Gotta find Dragon balls, Gotta find dragons balls, gotta find dragon balls! Ah!Ah! A tail! Gotta find dragon balls!
Satan: I'm so hot! I'm too sexy for my shirt... (Remember, it is from their own perspective!)
Krilin: I'm bold! It's not my real hair! I'm bold!
Master Roshi: Ass, breast, ass, breast, ass, breast, fight, ass, breast, ass, breast... (Actually, I don't really have a comment to make, just some time to lose! Hey! Do you think a human being can live without any brain at all?)
Videl: My father sucks! (cries of despair) (I can go on this way, just not being funny and all, but I think my brain left a couple of hours ago (If I ever had one), don't blame the writer for anything dumb you've read here... I'm so sorry!)
Tenshinhan (looking in a mirror): Aaaaah! The thing! It's looking at me again!
Shenron: I'm tired of being command! Next time they call me, I eat them all!
Dende: I've gotta do something evil!
Videl (2): (Paranoid voice) Dende! Dende! He's here! No... only a shadow! There! No, another shadow! Help! He's going to kill me! (OK, that was an excursion into my own mad mind.)
Chaozu: I'm a doll, and I'm proud of what I am! ... or am I?
Vegeta (2): Why was I called such a stupid name. Like I wanted to be call vegetable!
Goku (2): More food food food, more fight fight fight, that's my paradise, so again bye bye! (Pretty dumb, huh? I don't know wich one, myself or him?)
Chichi: I'm such a bitch!
Chibi Trunks (seing Gohan in his Great saiya-man's costume) Oh my god! Gohan is gay! Or maybe blind! Or just plain stupid!
Me: Help! Please! (Hey! You've entered my mind after all!)
Val: Dragon ball, Vegeta, Trunks, Manga. Dragon ball, Vegeta, Trunks, Manga! (I'm sorry, but it's the truth!)
Chichi: I'm in love with a loser! *sobs*
Bulma (2): I'm dumb, I'm dumb! Everyone thinks I'm a genious, but I'm just plain dumb!
Vegeta (2): I'm a very sensible man, and no one sees it. I'm tired of being the bad guy. I need love! Ooooh, the pretty butterfly!
Marron: My father's a loser with no nose, my mom's an android, life's so cool!
C-18: Why have I kiss that asshole? Now, I've gotta stay with him, coz he thinks I love him! Why me?! (I'm pathetic! Don't you see I need help!?)
Yajirobe: ............. (space for rent)
Homer Simpson: What I'm I doing here? Hummmmm! Gum balls with stars in it! (I think I really need some help!)
Conclusion
So, hey! That's about how dumb things can get... Well, I've gotta go, and I think my migraine's on it's way out... Can you imagine normaly all I can do is write dramatic stuff!?
Milly xxx
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