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RICK LOVES US!
When I saw The[obnoxious]Hollering Assholes, I was inspired. They made me want to be a better blues singer. Oh yes, I sing the blues, I'm quite good, thank you. Don't I look like it? Anyway, apart from all that, they don't get too upset when you spill a drink on them...sorry Brooke, they're supportive of other artists, you know cheering and making a raucous, and they are totally accessible to their fans! They can holler on my corner any day. We'll always have Smith Bar and Ray Charles.
ANTHONY'S NOT BITTER!
At first I thought Monica made a huge mistake quitting our band "Rabbit and Piglet". What an asshole. I swear, some people have no loyalty. But after I heard The[obnoxious]Hollering Assholes play on a random sidewalk, I decided she had done the right thing. Just look at me, deep in thought about the profundity of their noise, and waxing nostalgic about the good old days.
DAWN THINKS A NEW ERA HAS DAWNED
If I can get these random people to dig on them, there must be something special about them. Monica and Brooke are crazy but I'm feeling the good vibes.
INDIFFERENCE...BETTER THAN HATE! THANKS, CHANDA!
Yeah, one of them is my sister so, you know.
A FOLLOWING, YEA!
I'm poised to start using their nickname, you know for us hardcore fans only, "The Assholes".
WE DROPPED BOMBS ON BEN and JILL...OUTSTANDING!
I think "The Assholes" (I can say that right? I'm a pretty big fan) are NEAT! We we're jamming out to the Gap Band but wishing it was "The Assholes" playing The Taste. Maybe next year, huh guys? BTW, Jody on good vibes...you single?
RANDOM PEOPLE THINK WE'RE FAIR!
We had never heard of them but then we did and they weren't too terrible. At least we're dancing...or was it Johnny Klegg?
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