Okay, so I'm guessing the '99 britney spears milk ad you've all seen. You know, the one that screams 'i'm a sweet little school girl talking on the phone come fuck me' one? And then everyone's seen the new one, with a all new 'sexier' version of Britney on the cover? Well, i was looking at Hanson's milk ad the other day, and I decided that they need a new milk ad. What with their million dollar makeovers and all.

The first one was all too innocent; 'we don't know what getting bigger faster; our new single, or our brother Zac'. Well it was cute at first, then I just got sick of it. What we need now is a new milk ad, and one with a hell of a twiste, might I ad.

They would be standing in the same position of course. Some things were mean to stay the same. They would all be shirtless (of course) so we could see their buff little bods. We'll need a black backround, if you will.

Let's start with Ike. He'd be standing there in his little button down shirt and pants (all earth-toned, of course) and he could have his shirt hanging open and have a dreamy little look in those big brown eyes. *sigh*...............Oh yeah, and the milk mustache. Right. Heheheh....

Taylor. Heh heh heh...let's not even play around here, folks. He could just stand there with NO shirt on, and have on some of his fav leather pants. (I just had to) Chokers, too. I think a big ole fat cross would be hanging down. That way it would draw plenty of attention to his nice abs. Not that i've thought about that or anything. Nooo....He would have the same little smirk on his face that he wore on the old one...You know, the 'I'm just too sexy' smirk. He could be casually leaning on my next Brother Of Choice.

Zac. Zac would be, of course, shirtless and bearing that awesome upper half I know he possesses behind The Army Brat motiff. Hair down and shining of course, what else. Adorned in dark blue jeans, and his hands would be shoved down deep in the pockets. Zac would have a cheesy ass grin on his face, along with his milk mustache. Here's my cherry for the sundae; Written in creme on his stomach would be the word mmmgood. The new caption would say something like this....
What do we think of milk? Well, we'll just let Zac tell you that. Drink at least three ice cold glasses a day, and you'll see what we're talking about. But you don't have to drink milk to see that. You can tell that milk does a young boy's body good.