My Most Embarassing Hanson Experience
OK, so I was in this bookstore one day, and when I walked in, I noticed a group
of REALLY HOT guys near the front. And they noticed me, too. So I smiled at
them and looked around. When I didn't find what I was looking for, I went up
to the lady at the counter. Quietly so the guys wouldn't hear, I asked, "Do
you have any copies of the Hanson Official Book?" So she looked it up on the
computer. Then she came around the desk, stood in the middle of the store and
practically screamed to this woman in the back, "Hey, Judy!! Do we have any
more copies of the Hanson Official Book? This young lady here wants one!"
So I heard the guys burst out laughing, and my face caught on fire, but I
followed her to the back of the room, where the other woman was. They looked
on one shelf, and couldn't find it. So as if the other incident wasn't
bad enough, the woman got up on ladder to reach the higher shelves, and
practically bellowed out the titles to every Hanson book they had. Everyone
in the store was watching us, including, (sigh) the hot guys. So she's
standing up there yelling, "Zac Attack. Totally Taylor. MMMBop to the
Top. The Hanson Trivia Book. Nope, no Official Book." Then she looks
down at me and says, "Actually, you look more like an Isaac kinda girl to
me." I wa SOOOOOO embarassed, I thought I was going to burst out crying
in the store. I thanked her and walked out, but I still had to pass the
group of guys. As I walked out, I was followed by choruses of fake-high
pitched voices saying, "OOhh. Hanson. MMMBop!! Oh, OH!! I love you
Hanson!! Oh, Isaac!" It's a good thing I didn't know any of them, or I
would never be able to live that one down!!
bAcK hOmE
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