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11) Alicia: The wheels on the bus go round and round..
Amie: >.<
Alicia: round and round...
Amie: ::Blows up the bus::
Alicia: O.O No save the children!!

12) Emmy-chan: How can I get more quotes on your page?
Alicia: Just say something funny!
Emmy-chan: Well we all know that's not going to happen!

13) Alicia: It's like I always say: i before e except after c!
Amie: I've never heard you say that in your life!
Alicia: Shh... Don't ruin the moment.

14) Emmy-chan: All Barbie dolls must die!
Alicia: Yes death to the barbies!!
::Emily and Alicia throw lots of barbies in a big fire::
Amie: You guys have you seen my collector barbie dolls?
Emily and Alicia: Doh!

15) Amie: I need a Pinacolada! Someone get me a pinacolada!!!

16) Alicia: ::walks into a door::
Amie: Geez Alicia! Remember you open the door then you walk through it.
Alicia: Oh yeah. ^^;

17) Amie: Now aren't we the brightest crayon in the box?

18)Amie: Alicia?
Alicia: Wha? What'd I do??
Amie: o.O;

19) Alicia: Glass doors are the work of the devil!! I mean you can't even see them, and walking into them hurts!
Amie: I see..

20) Alicia: ::throws a lollipop into the ocean:: Swim lollipop be free!!
Amie: ::watches the lollipop sink and get washed back on shore::
::dog runs by and eats the lollipop::
Alicia: >.<
Amie: Poor, poor lollipop... It never even had a chance.

21) Alicia: A blonde was going to Florida. After driving 24 hours she saw a sign that said: "Florida left", so she turned around and went back home.

22) Amie: If I had a quarter and 10 dimes, and you had 3 nickels and 25 pennies, and I gave you a quarter, then took away 5¢ how much would you have?
Alicia: Alot of cents?
Amie: -.-; Why do I even try? You'd have 60¢ genius!
Alicia: I have 60¢?! Yes I'm Rich!! Let's go to the mall!!
Amie: O.O;;

23) Alicia: ::eats a pretzel::
Amie: I want a prezel!!
Alicia: How does it feel to want?

24.)::Amie and Alicia walking down the street to a corner::
Alicia: Amie look at the birdies!
Amie: Where? ::walks in front of a car::
::SMASH CRASH BOOM::
Alicia: Amie quick watch out!! Oops too late... O.O;
Amie: Anyone got a band aid? ::twitch twitch::

25) Kelly(Amie's sister): Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up to! ^.~

26) Ashley: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?

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