Non-SM Funny Quotes Page#3
27)Alicia: ::points to a puddle:: watch out for the sharks in there.
Amie: In where? Oh ok.
Alicia: ::points out tons of puddles as they walk:: Shark!...Shark!...Shark!...Shark!...Whale! ::gasps and points to this blue metal thing in the ground:: Watch out!! That's an ocean! Don't let it suck you in!
Amie: o.o OK... CRUNCH!!!::pushes Alicia into the metal thing::
Alicia: What the!? You((due to the graphic nature of this content we have banned it from your viewing eyes))
Amie: Alicia the language!!
((This is an actual incident that happened to us walking home from the store... Except the swearing 'cause Alicia does not swear by nature... For me it's a different story though))
28)Alicia: I vuv you you vuv me we're a kawaii looking family(except for uncle Bob) With a great big VUV and a lollipop for you won't you say Uncle Bob smells too!?
Amie: Do you even have an uncle Bob?
Alicia: Oh hush!
29)Kristy-chan: ...streaaam x.x; STREEAAAM >D STREAM STREAM STREAM O.o
Alicia: O.O
Kristy-chan: ::falls over:: x.x;
Alicia: ::takes a fishing net and runs to her real player:: mine will stream! ::catches a fish in the stream::
Kristy-chan: O.o;
30)Amie:Emily?
Emily: ::stares into space::
Amie: Emily!?!?
Emily: Is someone calling me?
31)Alicia: Lolli lolli lolli get your adverbs here......
Amie: ::Twitch Twitch:: NO!!! Not School House Rock
Alcia: We got alot of adverbs from far and near....
Amie: :::runs off screaming::
Alicia: was it something I said?
32)Amie: I have a Fluff sandwich and you don't!!!! ::sticks out tounge::
Alicia: Really??? ::grabs the sandwich and shoves it in her mouth::
Amie: ;.; my...sandwich... ;.;
Alicia: Wha sandwich? ^^;
33)Alicia: I luv you man!!!
Amie: I luv you too!!!!
Alicia: Well I didn't mean it ::walks away::
Amie: Well i never!!
34)Hagi: Jonny Quest thinks we're all sellouts!!!
35)Amie: Alicia, would you like a drunk of my soda? It won't get you drink if you have a drunk!!!
Alicia: 0.0 what?
Amie: Have some Sprite!
Alicia: I don't believe you! Last time you gave me--
Amie: LET'S NOT GET INTO THAT AGAIN
Alicia: But--
Amie: ::walks away and slams the door::
Alicia: But, I only wanted a potato!!!
36)Kristy: AH! I have some advice for you o.o
Alicia: What?
Kristy: If you run out of tea in the middle of the night...sleep in the bathtub o.o;
Alicia: okies... and why?
Kristy: I dunno ^^;
Alicia: I see ::runs to the bathtub but end up hitting a wall and falls on the floor unconcious::
Kristy: o.o ::poke....poke poke::
37) Alicia: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Amie: um... hold on a second::runs off to find a wood-chucking woodchuck... Finds one and comes back laying a pile of wood in front of it::
::The woodchuck starts chucking the wood::
Amie: One...Two...Three...
Alicia: It was a hypathetical question... >.<
Amie: Four... Five...Six...
38)Alicia: Amie what's your middle name?
Amie: Bob
Alicia: Nuh uh.. What's you're last name?
Amie: Bob...
Alicia: Well what is your first name?
Amie: What are you forgetful... It's Bob!!
Alicia: Ok.. so your name is Bob Bob Bob
Amie: Correct
Alicia: Bob.... Will you pass me a potato?
Amie: Bob who!? Alicia... My name is Amie, remember? A-M-I-E!!
Alicia: But....
39)::Phone Rings::
Amie: ::picks up the phone:: Hello?
Alicia: Is your refidgerator running?
Amie: Yes, as a matter of fact I was about to go catch it!!!
Gotta go now bye!!!
Alicia: But...But...
Amie: ::click::
40)Amie: ::starts singing a song and she doesn't know any of the words::
Alicia: What are you singing, Amie??
Amie: This
Alicia: This what?
Amie: I'm singing THIS!
Alicia: O.o What the.... Never mind I'm not even gonna ask..
::walks away slowly::
Amie: ::pulls out CD:: I'm Singing THIS
41)Amie: Guess what I'm wearing?
Alicia: What?
Amie: Guess.
Alicia: Ok.. What?
Amie: Guess...
Alicia: I don't want to just tell me!
Amie: Guess!
Alicia: Guess what?
Amie: Guess Guess!!!
Alicia: I don't know!! I can't guess!!!
Amie: What are you talking about?! I'm wearing Guess as in Guess jeans!!
Alicia: Gah!! You suck!!
42) Amie: OMG we should have rented Now and Then!!
Alicia: Yeah!.... You should have told me Then instead Now!
Amie: ::facefault:: Shut up before you're PUN-ished
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