Welcome to Page #4!! Hope you enjoy these just as much as the others.
43)Kristy: I taste like chicken with a splash of lemon ^.~
Alicia: And you would know that because?
Kristy: ...o.o; I knaw on my arm?
44)(Ok again Amie and I are walking home from the video store but this time it is snowing and stuff(another actual event))
Amie: So do we have to watch out for sharks again?
Alicia: no, they are in hibernation for the winter...But the polar bears are out. But we don't have to fear them because they only eat people who are wearing leather shoes!
Amie: ::looks down at her leather shoes:: o.x
45)Amie: ok... 1 + 1 = 2 so 1 + 1,000 = 2,000!! ::checks the abck of the book:: Yay my answers are correct!
Alicia: ehh? You have some weird math homework!
Amie: Math? nuu.. this is History
Alicia: O.O;
46) ::Amie and Alicia get attacked by the evil elf male village::
Amie: So many elves, so little time...
Alicia: Amie... ehh.. I dun think they are holding those lasers at us for dates...
Amie: What? Well I never!
::Amie and Alicia start stomping on the elves::
Alicia: We squish thee for civilization's sake!
Amie: Just shut up and stomp o.x;
47) Alicia: ::reading to a lil 1st grader:: Once upon a time...
1st Grader: Heard it...
Alicia: Anou.... And Jack went up the Beanstalk...
1st Grader: Heard it...
Alicia: Gah!And the Little Mermaid asked for legs..
1st grader: HEARD IT!!
Alicia: ::annoyed:: Fine you want a story!? ::goes into detail about the whole story line of Sailor Moon, manga and anime::
1st Grader: *.* You're my favorite story reader!
Alicia: ::blush::
48) trange Person: ::gives Amie a weird look::
Amie: If I had a dime for everytime someone gave me that look I'd die rich!
49)Alicia: I can count to fifty with one eye closed, I bet you can't do that!!
Amie: Nuu.. I can count to 100!!
Alicia: ;.;
Amie: Well, what can you do Emily?
Emmy-chan: I can eat this cookie =D
50) Alicia: I knew it!! I knew you were cheating on me how dare you just ruin our life! What about the children!?!? Amie, just keep him away please!
Amie: Leashy.. there is no one there, who are out talking to?
Alicia: ::points to the wall with a painted smiley face on it::
Amie: You need help >.<
51) Amie and Alicia: ::Calculus plays on stereo:: I know my Calculus! It says you + me = us!!
Anti-boyband dude: ::breaks their stereo playing the song::
Amie and Alicia: ::beat down on the dude::
52) A Friend (of Alicia): I only see Sailormars.
Alicia: Yeah me too..
Friend: The HTML for the banner is all wrong.
Alicia: Apples are good ^^
Friend: o_O What does THAT have to do with this?
Alicia: I dunno but I had an apple and it was good!
53) Alicia: Where are the quotes you owe me?
Amie: Uranus?? I dunno where did you leave them?? Alicia: Gah that's not funny!!!
54) Here is a list of funny puns from a sheet Alicia got in school. We only took some of the best ones.
*Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
*If the pen is mightier than a sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
*If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
*What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
*Why do they put Braille on drive-through bank machines?
*If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
*If on synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
*How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
*How do I set my laser printer on stun?
*If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
*Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
*If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
*How do they get the deer to cross at the yellow road sign?
*How do you throw away a garbage can?
*If a word in the dictionary is misspelled, how would we know?
*If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
*Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close up?
*Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing people is wrong?
*Why is it that bullets ricochet off Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
*What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?
*When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
55)Alicia: ::follows around Kristy::
Kristy: O.o;
Emily: ::follows around Alicia::
Kristy: ::skips to her happy little... eh.. glowy pond::
Alicia: ::glomps on Kristy:: Kristy my short lost companion!!
Emily: ::glomps on Alicia:: Alicia my short lost companion!!
Kristy: O.O;;;
