Non-SM Funny Quotes Page #5
56) Alicia: Amie! Did you know that Evil spelled backwards is Live?
Amie: Really?! *.* I didn't know that!!! Hey! Did you know that dogs bite!?
Alicia: Really?! *.* ::clonks her on the head:: I already knew that!!!
57) Alicia: Amie! You aleady told me that story last time I saw you remember?
Amie: No...I did?
Alicia: Yes! ::sighs:: Oh how little you remember, how much you forget...
Amie: Dude! Oh wait I gotta take that down! That's good!
58)::Amie's 8 year old brother pushes open the door to the house with one of those tall red and white stripped Cat in the Hat hats on(you know what we mean) with his fingers pointed like a gun, while Alicia and Amie are playing Nintendo 64(true Story)::
Greg(Amie's Bro): I am the Mad Dr. Suess Hat Guy, be afraid!!!!
Alicia and Amie: ::Sit there just staring at him::
Greg: ::blinks and silently goes back out the door::
Alicia and Amie: ::crack up::
59) Amie: Johnny Stop it!!!Alicia!
Alicia: What is he doing?
Amie: Johnny STOP IT!!! Playing with my hair!
Alicia: Johnny be nice!!
Jason(one of Amie's brothers): O.O; Who the heck is Johnny? There is no Johnny here!!
Alicia and Amie: ::stare at Jason oddly::
Amie: Do you want me to stick Nina Marie and Jimmy Tony on you Jason >/...
Jason: ::walks away confused::
*note* Johnny, Nina Marie, and Jimmy Tony are our imaginary friends ^^
60) Alicia: Look it's a cat!! Nooooo!!!! The mouse is gonna catch it! Amie stop the mouse! Let the cat catch you! ::gasp:: It's another cat!! Gahh!! The cat turned to cheese!! No don't eat the cheese you traitor mouse!!!!!! ::gasp:: cat! ::gasp:: No cheese! ::gasp:: cat!! WHAT THE HECK!?!?!?! Game over!?!?! Amie start the game again!!!
(This is what Alicia actually did once while Amie was playing this cool cat and mouse game on the computer, where ou have to catch the cats and then they turn to cheese for the mouse.)
61) Amie: Can't Sleep... The clowns will eat me....Can't Sleep... The clowns will eat me....Can't Sleep... The clowns will eat me....Can't Sleep... The clowns will eat me....Can't Sleep... The clowns will eat me....
Alicia: What? What clowns?
Amie: ::points to a clown picture::
Alicia: GAH! ::hides::
62)(Actually Event during school)
Alicia: Erin! Hi! What floor are you going to? I'm going to the third floor for History ^^
Erin(Alicia's friend..duh ^^): Yeah.... I Know that... Cause I'm in the same class as you.
Alicia: Oh... really?
63) Alicia: Why do all Blondes have dimples in their chins and flat foreheads?
Amie: Dunno.. Why??
Alicia: ::Presses her finger to her chin:: Umm... ::slaps ger forehead:: Oh yeah!
Amie: Yeah too bad you're not Blonde o.o;
64) ::at the Mall, Alicia and Amie won a ton of these cool bean bag teddy bears out of a claw machine. Amie is wearing a bun and Alicia is wearing two buns. Amie puts a bear on her bun and Alicia puts a bear on both of her buns, and they start running around::
Amie: We are the Bear queens!!!!
Alicia: Bow down and kiss our feet!!!
65)SRWDO(Some Really Weird Dude Online): Oh no one likes me, why do you two talk to me?
Alicia: We don't....
Amie: You talk to us...
SRWDO: Oh.. Well you two are my only friends, I wish I could die, would you two stop me?? No! You both should kill me! But first, you have to tell me if you like me? You like me right?
Alicia: Ehh... We've talked to you for about 5 minutes, what are you talking about?!
Amie: Dude, you sound like you are just trying to get pity from us cause you're weird and getting pity from cool people like us makes you feel special.. You know they have support groups for that.
SRWDO: Oh....
66) Person: Where's Nikki!? I'm supposed to do something with Nikki!! Alicia where is Nikki?
Alicia: What the heck? I don't know ANYONE named Nikki and neither does Amie!!!
Person: Yes you do you liars!! TELL ME!! I know you know!
Amie: Ok... Well then Nikki is probably off throwing up on your shoes or staying far away from you because she knows what a weirdo you are.
Person: I'm gonna get you for that brat!::takes out a tennis racket::
Alicia and Amie: O.O;;; ::run away::
67) Alicia: How many times could someone possibly say "hello"?
Amie: I dunn let's count.... Hello... 1... Hello... 2....Hello...3...Hello..4...
Alicia: How to keep a stupid person busy for days o.x;
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