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Non-SM Funny Quotes Page #6

68)(Alicia Erin and Yvonne are all in the car talking about how they should through a party for Yvonne for her upcoming b-day *Actual Event*::
Yvonne: Yeah it could be a suprise party!! Shh!!! But don't tell me about it!
Erin and Alicia: Ok!
Erin: ::whispers over Yvonne:: Ok Alicia so about the suprise party...
Yvonne: Oh a suprise party? For who?! Paul?
Alicia: No! For Yvonne, Duh ^^

69)Amie: ::eating ice cream:: This ice cream looks good enough to eat!!
Alicia: ::stares at her blankly, with her own mouth full of ice cream:: That's why we're eating it?
Amie: NO I can't eat it, I'd hurt it!
Alicia: Ok??

70)(This was at the pier in Maine, we're using our rating system, figure it out)
Alicia: Cargo..
Amie: Nuu..Pocket -.-
Alicia: Eek!! Trash!
Amie: ::gasp:: And on the brink of dumpster!
Alicia: ::shields her eyes:: Hamper wanna be...
Amie: ::nods:: Hey, Oh my Gosh look!
Alicia: ::looks::
Alicia and Amie: LUGGAGE!!! <3.<3

71)(We were both outside running around at night with our friend Liz, and these car's kept coming by over and over and stopping, so after that, everytime a car came, we'd run into this big circular shadow and lay down on the grass)
Amie: Car!
::Everyone lays down and the car goes by::
Liz: Car! Tree formation! ::We all get on our knees and duck slightly as car goes by::
Alicia: Car!! Pumpkin formation!
::Everyone ducks low hugging their knees in a little ball as the car goes by::
(And it went on like this for mostly the rest of the night, thank goodness there were few cars)

72)(Alicia and Amie were playing N64 at Amie's house while Amie's little brothers watched...)
Alicia: Peach makes a really ugly pink penguin!
Amie: Yah...
Adam(Amie's younger brother): Penguin?! Where?
Amie: ::Rolls eyes and points out window:: Look! It's in the backyard!!
Adam: ::Runs to window:: Where?!

73)Tara(our friend): Good night! Don't let the bunk beds bite! Wait... That's not right.. It's um.. Bug beds!!!
Alicia: Anou..Bed bugs?
Tara: Yeah that's it!

(Next are some random lil quotes from Alicia and her friend)

74) Friend: THIS IS GOD! BUILD AN ARCH DAMMIT! That's what God DIDN'T say.
Alicia: Probably cause Noah built an Ark not arch o.o;
Friend: Makes sense..

75) Friend: I would have never thought.
Alicia: That's your problem right there! You should keep thinking at all times! No matter how much it hurts!

76) Alicia: Oh.. He's back..
Friend: Do you fail at everything?
Alicia: No!! Only.. The things that require skill..

77) Alicia: What are you talking about?
Friend: Wouldn't you like to know...
Alicia: No not really.

78) Alicia: Guess what I see?
Friend: Wha?
Alicia: An Emily!
Friend: I think yer drunk..
Alicia: Nuuuuu!!! The bottle said Alcohol free!!.. Of course it could have said free alcohol >.<
Friend: Alchohol free STILL HAS ALCHOHOL!
Alicia: Since when!?
Friend: It always did.
Alicia: They lied to me!!!

79) (phone convo)
Amie: Guess what?!
Alicia: What?
Amie: I get to come down and visit in Feburary!
Alicia: Yes!!
blah...blah...blah..blah(about 5 minutes later)
Alicia: I got to go
Amie: Wait you haven't said what I want to you say yet!
Alicia: Ok... Golly Betty Sue that sure is a mighty swell thing that you're coming home!
Amie: Much better, you may go ^^;;

80)(we were talking about my friend filming his skateboard trick)
Bran(Alicia's Friend): I dun have the technology to film it for ya.
Alicia: Make the technology o.o;
Bran: I dun have a digital or a video camera, make it like I did my microphone?
Alicia: Yeah!
Bran: How?
Alicia: um..well go to a site and see how they are made and um connect a tape players and uh.. glass and maybe some wire here and there..
Bran: .....Do you know how odd that sounds?
Alicia: Not really
Bran: Then you do it first and tell me if it works.
Alicia: I don't have any glass or wire?
Bran: I dun either!
Alicia: Better yet!! I'll go and buy a digital camera and take it apart so I can use the parts to make one!
Bran: ...Why dun ya just use the camera you bought? Alicia: Fine!!! Take the easy route!!!

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