Konichiwa minna-san, and welcome to Rei's Fashion Show!! I'm your hostess for today, Alicia! The order forms as always are over there ~~~>. Now let's hope Rei is in a cooperative mood today and we don't get some of those... Ahem.. Unexpected appearences... Thanx and enjoy the show ^.~!!!
Here is Rei in 2 different outfits, her school uniform and her Sailor Senshi outfit! Do you ever notice that the first outfit is right and the rest usually isn't? What? Oh Am I implying that we have mean and uncooperative models? Of course!!! Ack.. Not! Of course not! ::nervous laugh::..I mean..Thank you Rei-chan! NEXT!!
Well Things have been going good so far.. In other words time for someone "unexpected" to drop in... Now here is.....::facefault:: Dede... Oh wow am I good or what? Hey, weren't you in Mako's fashion show too?! What?! You want you're own show!? Well, I'm sure you're gonna get one by stealing everyone elses..No I'm not serious!! You have to work for one! And if I were going to give you a fashion show you'd have to get this through your head first.... You're not Sailor Mars.. Or Usagi, or who ever else you think you are!! And most of all... You're NOT IN THIS FASHION SHOW!!! Next!!!
Alright things still seem to be going rather well... Here is Rei in a lovely wedding dress designed by yours truely!! Hey Rei, who's the lucky guy? Hehe...::wink wink:: What?! Mamoru?!?! I thought you were over him!! Rei!!!!! That is Usagi's guy!!! No a threesome is not an option >.< Nasty minded girl!! Forget about him and get into the next outfit!
Now her she is in... Wait Sailor Moon?! No, Rei's fashion show, get out of here!!! Usagi, you look like you're gonna pass out, get some sleep! No don't take out your scepter!! Noo!!! Put that thing away before you hurt someone!!! Don't you dare use Moon Princess Halation! NOOOOOO!!!!!!::ducks as half of the stage blows up::........::twitch:: Next!!!::twitch twitch::..Can someone repair that?
Here is Rei again in.... Hey!! That was not in your wardrobe!! That dress is supposed to be much longer with no holes on the sides!! What did you do?! You ruined my masterpiece!! Oh.. so you say you did it for the guys... Is that right.. Really? Really? REALLY!? I understand perfectly.. ::starts to cry because her dress was ruined::
Rei- ::goes over to comfort Alicia and ends up falling off the half destroyed stage onto her face::
Alicia- Works like a charm ^.~ NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alicia- Next we have.... Who!? Miaka!!! Oh Miaka, you look so kawaii!!!! Sure you can take over the fashion show if you want!!!! ::crosses out Rei's name and puts in Miaka:: Miaka's Fashion Show!! The show dedicated completely to Miaka!!! Yatta!!! EVERYONE loves Miaka... Miaka forever!!! Miaka for president!!
Amie- ::Pushes Miaka off the stage and bops Alicia:: It's Rei's Fashion Show, get over it!! ::crosses off Miaka's name and puts Rei's back in::
Alicia- B...but...::jumps at Amie growling::
Amie- ::gasp:: Next!! ::runs::
Next is Rei again... ::grumbles::It should be Miaka... I mean in a lovely... Wait a second! What are you wearing?!?!?!?! What is this thing with red? Ok So Makoto only wears Green and you only wear Red? That's just wrong.. No that is not you're wardrobe.. No it's not going to be in the woredrobe either!! So take it off!!!! Yes, I mean Now!!!!!! Wait a second... NO I do not mean while you are still on the stage!! Ecchi!!!!!! Get off my stage right now and get the next outfit ready immediately!
Now here's....Beruche(Birdy for all you DiC peeps)!? What!? What's that I can't hear you! Well if you turned around maybe I could hear you better.. ::sarcasticly:: I mean if I were going to crash a fashion show I'd at least do it with my face to the camera....Oh, so now that I've embarressed you you're gonna tell me you're Cooan(Catzy, again for all you dubbers)!? Well I'm sorry but only you have that hair and ahem.. fashion sense ::sweatdrop:: What? Who me? I didn't say anything I just.... Um oh really? Ok eh...::presses security button and watched the guards take her away:: Mwuhaha who has the last laugh now?.....NEXT!!!
Ok finally it's R.....Hotaru.... A pleasant suprize >.< What are you doing here? Ok yeah well I see you got dressed up all cute and everything, but this is just NOT YOUR FASHION SHOW!!! Now get off my stage!!!!! Off!! No, on is not off!! Off is off and what you are doing is not off it's on!! Wait? Is that right?? Stop confusing me!!! SHUT UP!! Rei get out here right now!!!!!
::grits her teeth and tries to hold her temper:: FINALLY... For the last outfit, here is... Rei-chan...wearing my...kawaii... little creation that I think makes her look like Juliet... I don't think Rei realizes that I was going to have a nervous breakdown and try to break this microphone if she hadn't got out here right now! ::twitch:: but she did...::twitch twitch:: and we are all glad... ::smashes the microphone and jumps on the stage:: GET OFF!!!!!!!!!!
Rei- ::stands there blinking::
Alicia- ::picks up a chair and gets ready to throw it at Rei::
Amie- ::runs in and takes the chair from Alicia holding her back:: Next!!
Ok well..... That's our show.... What ...nice... sports everyone has been.... Not...interupting... at all and wearing the...right... outfits all the time!!::starts freaking out:: That's it everyone off my stage I don't need anymore of this!!!!!!! I--
Amie- ::covers Alicia's mouth:: Goodnight and good-bye ^.~
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