(Guitar Riff) Hello. My name is Don Juan deMarco.
I am the world's greatest lover.
Er, Wait. Wrong line.
(Narrator) By night, Bubba Marshall, who would
be captain of the chess team if there were one in his town,
becomes the ever-stylin' Leisure Suit Kamen
Leisure Suit Kamen:
Wielder of Dandelions
Wearer of polyester
Wooer of Bobbi Bobbi, while ignorant of the fact that she is his cousin.
More Later. Go back.