How to Keep Yourself Amused When the WWF gets Boring

It doesn't happen very often but occasionally while watching the wrestling, you find yourself yawning and wondering when something good is going to happen. If you're like me and have the attention span of a newt, then you need to find something to do liven up the show.

Disclaimer: I take no responsibility for any consequences arising from actually doing this stuff. Just cause I can get away with it, doesn't mean that you will.

* Watch it with one eye closed and sitting upside down

* Make your own matches. (Hardyz vs APA in a cross dress evening gown match)

* Imagine all the guys in their underwear and all the women in nun's outfits. (RT: Like most of us don't do the first bit anyway?)

* If your lucky enough to have reverse play on your VCR, tape Raw/Smackdown and watch it in reverse... while doing your own voiceovers.

* Read slash into every single comment and action. (RT: Quite a lot of us do that anyway, but it annoys non slashy people who are with you. *waves to falln* Hi sis!)

*Sing the lyrics of theme songs in 'Cartman' voices. (RT: This was particulary good with Edge's old theme.. and the majority of songs on WWF The Music Vol 3.)

*Write your own lyrics to the intrumental themes.

*101 different translations of Christian's theme (RT: I know, the Titantron has subtitles, but eh.. this is more fun)

*Add a statement like 'In Bed ' to end of each wrestlers sentences, especially when two people like the Rock and Jericho are arguing. (Rock: 'Then maybe I did call you a blonde punk ass bitch... in bed.' Jericho: 'Then why don't you punk me out bitch... in bed.')

*Add a statement like 'In Bed ' to end of JR & Heyman's sentences.

*Add a statement like 'In Bed ' to end of each wrestlers catchphrases. (I am that damned good... in bed)

*Pick a movie and recast it with wrestlers.

* Turn the sound down and do your own voiceovers. The entertainment value of this cannot be underestimated.

Do voiceovers

*While drunk

*While hungover

*While 3/4 asleep

*In a Cartman voice

*In the voice of any cartoon character. If the wrestler is a heel, use a good guys (or girls) voice. (Example: Austin, Regal and Angle - Powerpuff Girls.)

If the wrestler is a face, use a baddie's voice. (Example: Shot of Spike & Molly talking. VO: What are we gonna do tonight Brain? Same thing we do every night Pinky... try to take over the world!)

*In accents from around the world. (Examples: Taker: Russian, Austin: Irish, Regal: Fran Drescher, Stephanie: Scottish)

*Like a soap opera

*Come up with the most unlikely couple you can think of and look for any little 'shipper moments' and bugging your friends. Change couples each month. ('Oh come on, Hunter really hit Lita with the chair so he can give her lotsa extra TLC tonight!)