Muse Madness

As most people already know I refuse to suffer alone. Especially as far as my muses are concerned. And I don't get calm muses, I get the muses who make me look sane, which is not an easy thing to do. I'd like to say the upside is that my muses change as often as my shipper beliefs, but when new muses arrive, they make the previous ones seem like angels.

Muse Update (23/06/2002)

OK, it's been a while, but I didn't want to encourage the little sods by sharing their adventures with the world. Lita now has posession of Hunter's sledgehammer and refers to it as 'My preciousssss.'

Main Muses

	Y2Steph: This Stephanie muse belongs to Pissy Jericho and Pissy Jericho alone. Refuses to be parted from and refuses to even consider being paired with anyone else in anything stronger than a close friendship, even when it comes to Whipped Hunter. Hates Lita with a passion.
	Pissy Jericho: Chris is a brat. I cannot stress how much of a brat he is. Refuses to leave Y2Steph alone for a second especially, around his nemisis, Whipped Hunter. Has a few issues with 'Horny Raven' and 'Irritable Wolvie' thanks to some issues of unwanted and unwelcome attention. The only way to keep this one under control is to threaten slash. (Warning: Chris Jericho muses are dangerous to your sanity)
	Whipped Hunter: Jealous Hunter has finally found someone he wants... and even better, she wants him back. Finally over Independant Woman Chyna, he's head over feet in love with Lita - and not even Y2Steph and Pissy Jericho can get under his skin. Has a more than a few issues with Horny Raven who is alternately begging for another chance with Lita and a giant orgy for all.
	Gamette Lita: After trying out Shane Helms, Raven, Taker and Jeff Hardy, Lita has finally settled on her man - thank Christ! She seems to have been trained for the muse role by Chyna, but doesn't quite carry it off. Not that she cares - as long as the Gamette has her Game, Lita's a happy camper.

Background Muses

	Horny Raven: I don't do slash. So why do I get the Raven muse that wants to get Pissy Jericho into bed (or any available surface) or die trying? To give him credit though, he's generally happy with anyone I pair him off with, especially if it's Devoted Molly. He and Irritable Wolvie are busy making Pissy Jericho's life hell, much to Y2Steph's distress and Whipped Hunter and the Gamette's amusement.
	Tempress Steph: This one likes to play around. In her own words 'I'll try on every outfit in the shop before settling on one, why should I do any different when it comes to men?' Not that she's slut, she just likes to see herself paired with different guys.
	Smug HBK: Why is he so smug? Cause, as usual, he's got Hunter's cast-offs. This time It's Tempress Steph. Hunter doesn't seem to care, but once again, is shitty with Shawn. Don't ask why, it's scary enough having muses, let alone delving into the muse psyche. HBK Gets along extremely well with Pissy Jericho.. I wonder why?
	Irritable Wolvie: man this guy is a bitch! Is the one guy Raven seems to get along with. Hangs around claiming that I need someone to keep everyone else under control.. not that he does anything about it. I hate him when he's here, miss him like crazy when he's not.

Previous / Hangers On

	Moody Kane: This one's responsible for the JMS series. A whiney bitch with a tendancy to sulk if he didn't get his own way, Moody Kane went missing shortly after I considered breaking him and Nita up for a while. Coincidence?
	Devoted Molly: This gal's theme song is 'Stand By Your Man.' Completely and utterly devoted to Horny Raven and getting him to stop being so angsty. Luckily for me, she failed otherwise there wouldn't have been any Molly/Raven fics! I write one fic breaking her and Raven up and she bails on me. However she shows up every now and then to have a say in how I'm writing something.
	Hyperactive Jesse: Jesse was responsible for all the crazy, insane and occasionally even funny stuff written into fics that didn't make sense. Went quiet for a while, then after he got fired, decided I didn't need him anymore. My favourite muse yet.
	BillyandChyna: Madly in love and devoted to each other, these two were almost impossible to separate. Unfortunately for poor Billy, Jealous Hunter got on his case until he decided it was easier to leave.
	Independant Woman Chyna: She finally up and left. After pairings with Hunter, Jericho, Billy, Shawn and now Taker, I think she got sick of being bounced around the guys. However she still shows up for visits and begs me to finish the Works In Progress involving her.
	Miserable Rogue and Superprotective Scott: My X-Men muses. Both the men seemed to constantly fighting for Rogue attention. To give the girl credit, she had her own solution to the love triangle, but the fact that I have trouble writing a graphic sex scene between two people, meant that writing what she wanted would have been near impossible. Scott left in a huff after the realisation that I was never getting rid of Wolvie and Rogue followed soon after.