Random Insanity
This is just a collection of quotes I've picked up around the place. General insanity and slightly scary stuff ahead. You have been warned. (Most of these quotes are ancient, but I have the urge to inflict them on the world)
I'd laugh if they got bogged. - Carol 8:55 pm
Carol we're bogged!! - Andrew 8:56pm
Kelly: They did the autopsy - no brain, no heart.
Bea: No shit.
Amanda: So J.D. goes, yeah I can walk straight, but a little to right.
Andrew: Fuckin Turtle here was snoring like a train.
Jason: Hey! Chances are it coulda been a train going past.
Andrew: Not for 50 fuckin minutes!
Lee lee: They obviously don't like their kids, cause they called the first one 'Angus' and the second one 'Hamish'
Narni: Oh, I loved him in "What's Eating Forrest Gump?"
Lady Squishington: Don't do it or I'll bite your nipple!
Anon: I'm just wondering how I got down here, how long I've been down here and how the fuck I'm gonna get back up.
Pheobster: Bea, your cat and my cat should get together and go bowling
Christa
Judas had middle child syndrome.
Billy. I think Jesse 's more a one guy guy. (In answer to question - who'd be more likely to cheat - Jesse or Billy?)
If there was a Hellmouth in Bendigo, it would be under CCB. (Our old high school.. a Catholic School none the less.)
I wouldn't be able to fight on horseback cause I'd be swinging my sword around & it'd be like 'chop' "Oh shit where'd my horses head go?"
Shane is a tubby bitch.
Well it's offical. Keanu Reeves is the spawn of Satan (after watching Devils Advocate)
Tag Team Insanity starring Merc & Christa
Christa: Ohh... who's that?
Mercury32: Kevin Nash. Big Sexy.
Christa: He's not bad - for WCW.
Mercury32: Yeah he's pretty good. Gorgeous hair.
Christa: Yeah it's pretty. Like Test's. Hey! Nash has Test-like hair!
(ok, we were drunk at the time)
Christa: I can't believe Chyna doesn't want kids. How perfect would their kids be? One little boy, one little girl. One with dark hair like their mother and one with blonde hair like Daddy - but both with their mothers nose. I wouldn't wish that nose onto anyone especially a defenseless kid.
M32: Any daughter of Hunter's is gonna be a Daddy's girl
Christa: OK you know what would be slightly scary but incredibly funny? Any guy who wants to date any of Hunters daughters is gonna have to face Hunter and Chyna.
C: Everyone in DX has kids right? Bar Chyna & Hunter?
M32: Yeah why?
C: Can you imagine little minature DX kids running around at a backyard BBQ? I mean, a mini Billy fighting with a mini X-pac over who gets the swing next.
M32: (once the laughter stops) I just went to an interesting mental place.
C: Me too. But in my mental place the kids were dressed in their parents wrestling outfits.