FACTS
- Is the real Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
- Loves waterslides
- Talked Kobe into staying in L.A.
- Has a bank account, with a large amount
- Is Tom Jones #1 fan
- Carlton fly's high, no lie, you know this
- Is out for dead presidents to represent him
- Makes his butler Jeffrey change his television manually
- Also has Jeffrey sort out all of the Crunch Berries in his cereal for breakfast every morning
- Bounces right to left and lets his shoulder lean
- Peels money rolls til' his thumbs get the paper cuts
- Is homey's with Bill Gates
- Has enough money to buy and sell your ass on Ebay
- Beats court cases thanks to his pops Phil
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