FACTS
- Party's it up in the Matthews' home when they are out of town
- Is only a teacher to have summer's off
- The best part of waking up is Folgers in his cup
- Can always find Waldo in under 10 seconds
- Has a Ph. D, player hater's degree
- Is a horticulture connoisseur
- Sleeps in his office
- Makes Harley bully Matthews and Hunter for their lunch money and keeps it
- Is quite the Pinochle enthusiast
- Wishes every night was mischief night
- Always packs dunkaroos for lunch
- Gets busy in the teacher's lounge
- Has a monthly subscription to Hustler Magazine
- Ain't no party like a George Feeny party cuz a George Feeny party don't stop
- Hates vegetables
- Is bachelor of the month, every month
- Lists Bran Flakes as his favorite cereal
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