Height: 5'8" Weight: 235 lbs. Hometown: Los Angeles, CA AKA: The Problem Solver, Don't Hurt 'Em Healy Quote: "Don't fuck wit Healy, ya feel me?"

FACTS Lists camping as his favorite pastime Always has a smiley pie for dessert Hates children Pops wheelies regularly to impress dimes Makes Junior his own personal slave Drives a monster truck to work every day Sabotaged his father's Mayoral election, on purpose Rides spinners Keeps dried prunes handy in case he gets shot Loves MILFS Often referred to as "Don't Hurt 'Em Healy", due to the fact he hurts people Wears #1 Dad hats to score with single moms Frequently participates in gang bangs Owns a Benz that he ain't even drove yet Also enjoys writing poetry

PHOTOS
Healy did more than pop wheelies for Jessica Simpson.	Healy making Junior and another kid he found in the woods build a campfire.

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