FACTS
- Makes 'em say ugh
- Drinks Michelob Ultra
- Bakes out Cody's van when he's not around with his boy Rich
- Is an avid club goer
- His girlfriend helps him steal cars and sells them for profit
- Gives his stepbrother Mark indian burns daily
- Wins strong man contests at carnivals to score with dimes
- Hates French people
- Receives fresh cuts weekly, thanks to his stepmom Carol
- Has season tickets for the Green Bay Packers
- Enjoys rollercoasters
- Humiliated Barky at prom by pouring punch on her
- Hates Disney World
- Rides his Mustang with the titties out (topless)
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