SPANISH FOR GRINGOS (Para que los Gringos aprendan español)

There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need to >say some phrase in Spanish, but you don't know how to say it, don't >worry, your problems have finished,if your are a gringo and you don't >know how to speak Spanish, the Smart Gringo will be helpful in your >learning. >
>For instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try and >you're gonna see the difference and how easy is speak Spanish. >
>- Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner
>- N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair
>- Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man
>- Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John pooped his > pants.
>- S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad.
>- Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
>- Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
>- As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
>- The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = > stop bugging me.
>- See eye = si hay = yes we have
>- T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?

>- T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an > erection.
>- Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to > insert it in you.

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