Mister Fisherman:

I salute yiu fromm ol of aur pipol in Adjuntas. Pardon mai inglish bot since you are propulsing statehood I must trai hard enuff to communicate wis such a distinguis person Mr. fisherman (Mr. Pesquera). I must confess that yiu luk very motherly , mamao in my idiom. I cannot beliv that sucha a motherly person has the takings(los cojones) to be running for governor. I believe that you are so motherly that yiu most have hit 20,000 frigging [fucking in english] balls in order to jit jost one. Bulchit, Mr. Fisherman, that you saund so macho in dat comercial whear you look sudated duing the dumbbells. What it dosnt shou is that one of your blowjars (soplapotes) who asist yu wetted your tshirt. Du yu sink this country is stupid enuff to beliv dat yiu sweated all that?, gou with that story somewhere else. Do you think we are penleaves (pendejos)? This town of Adjuntas and Puertoricans in general are no smelldick like your self. Bai de wai let me tell you the supertube dos not and will not work properly. Grait planing, ja, the plais where the supertube will suck water is dry. Well, Mr. Fisherman, I'm sorry tu disapoint you bot you will reciv a big sorprise in the near fiuture. Puerto Rico cannot afford a softy (blandengue) to run this country. I am impartial in this matter, look what happenned in 1996 elections. Looks for better or worse, are of great importance for the electorate, and with that ņe,ņe,ņe of yours (sorry no translation for that one)the odds are against you, dat is why yiu had to project the machito look in those commercials,because pipol expect another Mr.Rossello tough guy with the takeness (cojones) in its place. Lamentably, you dont have the Rossello look. An old saying in Adjuntas staits: "A reinita in PR cannot turn into a Guaraguao..." Mr. Fisherman, writing this letter has given me retortijons in my stomak. I trust the pipol of Puerto Rico not to let an elephant pass thrugh their eyes without noticing. Dont think about pregnant birds Mr. Fisherman,you wont fool the people of Puerto Rico with your bushfeather attitude (actitud de buchipluma). The people,will open their eyes befor its too late and fucked up and screwed the bicycle.(y se joda todo hasta la bicicleta.)

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