Red:
People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily
aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark
is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get
together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush.
Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be
aware.
Yellow:
If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex and turn
toward the adaptable. In most cases the person will consent to the
stronger partner's desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy
sex to the fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation from
somebody you enjoy or admire.
Pink:
Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters:
women tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to deliver. In
some cases they flaunt their femininity -- but because they secretly
hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire wardrobes
in pink. Men who like pink are the philanderers and flirts. They are
the type who will make three dates for the same evening and not keep
one, preferring to pick up a dish in some bar instead. Women whose
husbands like pink should keep a secret nest egg
Purple:
Lovers of purple frequently consider
themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women
sometimes are the type who hate to mess their hair. Men are
business-like in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes purple
partners are more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone
else's gratification.
Black:
Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily meaning
black partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world and
seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex
and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody
people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during
unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer
the color black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of
mobsters and teenage gangs is black attire.
Green:
Those who prefer green are fresh and
innocent in their approach to sex. Women who love green will always
make love like virgins all their life. And a man may always be a
trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming and endearing sort of
way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a
mate, one will never need worry about infidelity.
Orange:
Lovers of the color orange lean toward
sexual fantasies. The sex act is regarded as a dramatic one-act play
in which they are the star. Foreplay is as important as the act of
love. They whisper sweet nothings, meaningless dialogue; they feel
it is their image. Orange people often do not experience orgasm --
but they put on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their partner's
hair, and women leave red welts on the sex partner's back.
Brown:
If you love brown, you're a real treasure for the right mate. Brown
lovers tend to be warm and deep, sensitive to the needs and desires
of their partners. Sex is a 24 hour a day thing. Where you can't say
"I love you" often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking
in the rain or catching snowflakes on their tongue is a turn-on to a
lover of brown. They need lots of time and privacy to make love. But
their emotions are such that one harsh word could end the affair.
Gray:
The color gray is preferred by people who are indecisive. They can't
get excited about anything -- including color -- so they choose a
noncommittal shade. Men who prefer gray look at sex as a way of
relieving tension -- but nothing more, nothing less. It's wham, bam,
thank you ma'am. Women don't make love, they have intercourse. And
for one of two reasons only: to accommodate their mate, or to become
pregnant. They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex
act is over with and done. But when teamed with another color, the
gray spouse considers the other's infidelity a blessing. When a gray
marries another gray, the marriage is made in heaven.
Blue:
Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are affectionate and
sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider love making a fine
art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like
concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would
play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the
fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be
compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery aggression. Both women
and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as
the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate --
never seeking outside interests.
White:
If a person is infatuated with white, sex often seems filthy. These
people are puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene and to
make love in the daylight is unheard of. Women who love white will
undress beneath the covers. Men will shower before and after the sex
act. These people still use pet names for their genitals.
