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Ok, open bottle, take a swig. The stuff tastes..kind of nice. Kind of a White Lightning with added lager. Its more of a grown-up less sweet taste. Be warned though, just like Inch's Ciders baby it does your gut right in. You can feel it slowly melting your insides thus creating a most uncomfortable feeling whilst trying to enjoy your piss session. Also, take your time with this bastard. Several times I have downed most of a bottle and been VIOLENTLY ill afterwards. It actually hurts your whole body to throw this stuff up. Once you stagger home it's all downhill from there. You may choose to fix yourself up a snack..perhaps a sandwich. Good choice, except half the contents of your fridge will be discovered upon returning to the kitchen the next morning. Thirsty? of course you are. Lets flood the kitchen. This stuff does..like most ciders.. cause you to lose all sense of self control. Anyway, during the night you will wake up a good few times to drink some water so i suggest taking some to bed with you. You will wake up in the morning/afternoon feeling like shit. Your entire body will hurt and your head will be pounding. It is most likely you got on someone you wish you hadnt and misplaced your mobile phone (that's from personal experience). So sit back, relax, and try to ignore your mum going mental at you for coming in late, lobbing half the contents of the fridge on the floor, leaving the cat in need of medical treatment, and flooding the bottom floor of your house. |
