Yeeeeeep.. The Pro Boozers have never been ones to put little amateur cunts' at risk.. so heres a few facts for your gay little selves. There, now you cant hold us responsible when your layin in a hosipital bed booin ur eyes out goin "I'm NEVER goin' to drink that again mummy..I promise"...

Socially acceptable drug
Alters mood
Not a stimulant drug but a depressant

Effects

Absorbed quickly into bloodstream
Can last several hours depending on amount drunk - only time can sober you up
Effects can depend on strength of drink, speed it's drank, tolerance, body weight, how you feel when you take it and where you are when you're drinking.
Reactions can range from relaxing, having a laugh, feeling high to aggression, falling over, being sick and saying and doing things you later regret

The Law

Illegal to sell in an off-licence, shop or pub to under 18's.
Police can confiscate alcohol from under 18's drinking in a public place.
In East Ayrshire it's illegal for anyone to drink in a public place.