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Pro Boozers :: Kestrel Pilsner


Meag: Kestrel Pilsner, pure fuckin' shit, really is disgusting, don't recommend it to anyone, this isn't really as much a review as a warning. Don't buy it.

It is well expensive for what it is, i mean the can says it all don't it, i mean look at it... its crap. Initial thoughts are, expensive crap lookin stuff you aint gonna get pissed on, but you actually do which is a good thing, but the taste is jank.

It tastes like a mixture of bark, shampoo and cardboard. Fuckin sick. actually cannot stress enough how horrible this putrid shit is. Just do not buy it. Had it once at a party, really nothing special, need about 50 gallons to get pissed, def mix it without a doubt, so it really isn't top of the range which is what you should expect at a price like that.

It does give u a kainin hangover tho but don't leave ur mouth feelin' like sandpaper. It's generally a try once kinda drink, then never buy it again. So just to warn you once more, do not buy this shit, but if you wanna try for youself and see if it really is jank, then be my guest.

[Also: NOT to be confused for Kestrel super]