First sip will taste like crap as always... mixed with Fanta Fruit Twist (a.k.a moon juice to you lems) it doesnt quite taste as bad, depending on how well u mix it, but obv i mix it perfectly. It's ok neat, but kains your throat like most vodka, but after about a third of the bottle you can down it like water... and i aint even jokin'.

Will guarantee throw up, and if you dont... you didnt drink enough... that's half the fun of drinkin vodka... throwin it all back up agen. by now it should be able 2/3 gone, and u'll be feeling like total shit, and wont even be able to see the bottle in your hand, but if you can... keep on drinkin. until its all gone, by then u shud be totally kained and not even be able to walk 10 metres without keep stackin it. It does actually make you go blind, and not just pissed blind, it like goes into ur brain and starts dissolving your eyes.

But from now you wont remember nothing until the next morning you wake up... thats if u aint been raped, knifed, shot, or just died of alcohol poisoning. But if you are actually able to take some water to bed with ya, cos u will wake up about 3 in the morning, mouth totally dry... tongue feelin like sand paper and be kainin for a drink, but in the morning u will feel and look like shit, bags under your eyes, dry mouth, nackered... the works...

But still despite all that shit, i still totally arse it, so i wud give it about... 8/10 because it has a good effect on ya... the hangover doesnt actually last too long, and it only costs £7.33 a bottle, so yep try it.

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