Here we have all the classic quote, and quote scenarios we can think of right now. Some of them you may find funny, some of them you may not. We do not care.

Hutch

(two grade A spastic girls walk past Hutch and Trav) "ooooh, Hutch you like Prozac"
(Hutch) "FUCK off!" (before they even finish what they were saying)
(Prozac is the nickname of this bird Hutch used to like)

Meag

(Whenever pissed and cant handle the speed, volume or complexity of the conversation) "yeah ALRITE BATES!!!"

(some form of accidental minor physical contact happens between Trav and Meag)
(Trav) "ugh! you tryin to touch my arse/hold my hand/bum me?"
(Meag) "Don't flatter yourself"

Reb

(back in the gatland era whenever a car door would sound or anything like that) "LAW ENFORCEMENT!!!"

(Meag and Reb walking up Tonbridge Road)
(Meag) "Tut, Maidstone just constantly stinks of shit"
(Reb) "Ugh! It's actually human shit!"

Trav

(Head of 6th form at school is having a go at Trav and his mate Dan about something. Trav and Dan had been drinking.)
(dan) "you cant have a go at us for that!"
(head of 6th form) "i can..blah blah blah"
(Trav) "Fuck off"
(head of 6th form) "Travis, get ur stuff and go home."