Reb: Ok, Smirnbaz is the drink of all drinks it is mostly drunk among adults but teens use it to get very fucked. The Pro-boozers drink it occasionally and at events that are planned not just with cider or lager that are drunk in a shithole.

First Impressions:I strongly advise to eat before drinking (the shit). When you have eventually bought the smirnbaz, because this is just not like walking into an Off licence and asking for a bottle of cider, this is one of the most lethal drinks around . Right, once you are relaxed and in the mood to drink, open first sip (cringe) neat (err) mixed. But then you start to enjoy it. Then after 10-20 minutes starts to hit you. Then about 30 minutes after that your completly arseholed and it hits you so quick aswell.

I advise people to stay drinking it occasionally aswell because it becomes very addictive when you have money and dont want to buy cheap shit and another thing it fucks up your insides the Pro-boozers livers are all going to have to be replaced in a few years because of it.

Smirnbaz originated in Russia and probly there hole economy depends on it and thats probly why their all psychos and all they have going for them is smirnbaz. Smirnbaz has appeared on lots of films but the most famous probly being the 007s and James Bond quote "shaken not stirred" now all you twats know what Smirnbaz means.

Why its my favorite drink, well i dont exacly like the price but i must admit it is worth it once your fucked and just thinking "how good". The taste not nasty neat but mixed with Pepsi perfect.