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Match Report
Cartworth Moor 0 v Cumberworth 6
Pre Cup Game
To lull them into a false sense of security!
"That's a strong side you have out Fred!" said Groundsman Barraclough. Strong? Strong? Strong? Not strong enough to pull the skin of a rice pudding!
In a disaterous display, Cartworth resorted to playing like a bunch of amatuers, like really crap amateurs who had never even played football before.
Plans to draft Miles in failed when he decided to drift around the pitch, admiring the views and avoiding getting involved. This situation was not helped by the conductor moving into the middle, resulting in a total loss of direction.
New man Rob, played like a Candian, and the rest of the team struck down by injury an apathy where equally rubbish.
Prediction for Saturday - Cartworth storm to victory!
Rubbish team performance rounded off again, literally, by M O M Rich Barraclough
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