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Match Report
Deanhousemuir 4 v Cartworth Moor Football Team (Honest!) 2
Second Team League Game
Sick as a parrot - in a game of two clichés!
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, so Cartworth were fortunate that neither of their manager's have any! However beggars can't be choosers and Fred decided to pick the first 11 names he could remember, for this vital relegation battle. With the scene set, and the challenging 3 - 5 - 2 formation selected, the Moor players decided that a Saturday wasn’t really a nice day for playing football, and didn’t bother.
In a game of such importance it’s said that actions speak louder than words, and although Fred's words were pretty loud, Cartworths actions were pretty rubbish! With Deanhouse showing why they are bottom of the league (yes some team was worse than Cartworth), Cartworth demonstrated that they really are crap!
Has the first half continued, all good things should come to he who waits, but not for he who waits in a Cartworth top, and although all things must pass, not many Moor players are able. With the first half descending into farce, it was wise not to count your chickens before they hatched, or the goals that are going to be scored against Cartworth before the full ninety minutes are over.
Half time ended the joy of watching football at this low level and the team talk began. Words of wisdom, taken from the Peter Reid school of coaching, and the opinions of every player and sub were given, but it was decided to take Charlie the dogs advice, and run after the ball pretending it was a stick!
Despite a moment of effort in the second half, Cartworth released the game was over, long before the fat lady, (not the one Dom pulled) started to sing. So if God had meant us to fly he'd have given us wings and if we were meant to win, Fred and Glick wouldn't be managers, and the Cartworth players wouldn’t be rubbish.
Like a watched pot that never never boils, a Moor team will never win!
In an off the ball incident it was also noted that a fool and his money are soon parted and one Cartworth fool had his money robbed from the locked Deanhouse changing rooms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Match Verdict - Relegation looms!
MAN of the MATCH - Are you having a laugh!
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