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Match Report
Cartworth 3 v Flockton & Deanhousemuir 3
Second Team League Game
Jack and the Bean Stalk - Fred and the Team Talk
Once upon a time in a land far away lived a football team, like no other football team, a football team of real inept ability!
And so it came to pass, unlike the rain cloud, that this teams destiny would be in the hands of one man, a truly special man, and his trusted disciples. A man who would not be swayed by Glick or anybody else who didn't know anything about football.
The day arrived, the teams prepared, the tension rose, and the crowds flocked to listern to the words of wisdom that would be known as the team talk.
"Lets play as a team, encourage each other, and not have ago!", the crowd where inspired, the team was ready to face the final test.
Kick Off
You f*!%ing useless B*%&!£ds, can any of you even kick a f*!%ing ball, i have never seen such a sh&$ bunch of wa*%&rs
Same old Cartworth, Same old Fred.
However hope lay with the subs, hope in the subs mind that is, that they might actually get on the pitch. Fred stuck to his trusted tactics, and lady luck (duncan) scored to ensure the Cartworth season drags on
Cartworth's best hopes now lay in borrowing a cow from the next field, swapping for three magic beans, and hoping they grow into footballers.
MAN of the MATCH
Excellent game from young, most improved player of the year Smithy!
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