Lynchy has played for the Moor for several seasons, and despite absolutely no competiton, he has made the 1st Team goaly shirt his own.

Lynchy, a towny, was lured a way from the smog and poverty of the town, too the rolling green fields of Cartworth by the promise that he would soon be playing at the highest level.

With Lynchy dreaming of Cartworth v Manchester Utd & Cartworth v Liverpool, it was soon pointed out that highest level meant, feet above sea level!

After many seasons at the Moor, Lynchy has now played for Cartworth long enough that some of his team mates now know his first name!

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