Death Threat

Hola everyone! Welcome to the latest Onlineidiots episode. I'm finally gonna get around to fixing the counter on the site and don't forgot to tell your friends about the site either. The more people that come the somewhat more likely I am to Update. Also the well of convo's I have is about to get dry so please send in your convo's to me and Alex. 

Threatener(10:50:52 PM): Greetings from the abyss John. Before you ask insipid questions such as who i am answer this, do u have a great desire to stare death in the face or learn what it is to be crippled?
Darkwonder98 (10:52:06 PM): i have stared death in the face...and i do not wish to learn what it is to be crippled...but I have no fears if you wish to threaton me
Threatener(10:52:19 PM): interesting
Darkwonder98 (10:52:26 PM): and i'm not to interested in who you are either
Threatener (10:54:12 PM): lol fear means nothing in the long run. pain is infinitely better. stranling someone and feeling the silent scream let out as they breath their last and go limp.

ahh...yet another Threat. I cant get enough of em! This guy is so cool. I mean with the whole strangling until he hears the silent scream. He is one messed up kid, but i like him.

Darkwonder98 (10:54:33 PM): pain is an illusion of the mind
Threatener(10:55:01 PM): from what i have been told u are a weak minded one
Darkwonder98 (10:55:16 PM): heh...
Threatener(10:58:00 PM): there is one thing that is not an illusion and that is flesh and blood. To feast upon the blood and flesh of those ive defeated, it is what i live for. i have no use for weakness
Darkwonder98 (10:58:31 PM): lol....how do you know your perseption is not an illusion?
Threatener(10:59:50 PM): because no matter how hard one trys there is no way to bare handedly exterminate humanity
Threatener(11:00:07 PM): so there will always be more to torment

What the fuck is this guy talking about? I don't even think HE knows what he's talking about.  O well, a death threat is a death threat. I just wish at least one of them would keep to there word and at least make an attempt! 

Darkwonder98 (11:00:31 PM): anyways....i understand you like to inflict pain on others...kinda picked it up...so, are you threatening me or just like to talk about stuff like this alot?
Threatener(11:01:16 PM): lol what do u think?
Darkwonder98 (11:01:37 PM): i'd have to say you are threatening me blindly
Threatener(11:02:03 PM): not so i can easily have u identified
Threatener(11:02:21 PM): i know where to find u most of the time
Darkwonder98 (11:02:29 PM): yea...w/e, knock yourself out
Threatener(11:03:31 PM): as you wish. If u are as smart as you think yourself to be then i trust u already know my motivations besides sadism.
Darkwonder98 (11:04:02 PM): but, if you are to chalenge me be prepared for it first...

Finally, I thought this guy might be the real deal. So, I might as well at least give him a chance by reminding him to come prepared. I love how he tries to act like he knows where I'm at and stuff. 

Darkwonder98 (11:04:52 PM): actully you could have a possible of two motivations....becuase i have reason to get death threats for two reasons at this moment...and have recieved a few
Threatener(11:05:21 PM): dont tell me u need a posse to fight one man, nor that u need weapons. such is the way of one who lives in fear and as i recall you profess to have none
Darkwonder98 (11:08:11 PM): well, i have almost died on 3 different occasions and my philosophies have led me to have little fear and i have decided to fall into the way of society and ignorace as best i can
Darkwonder98 (11:09:11 PM): but, can you just anwser this one question for me....are you male or female?

He may think one person isn't that powerful but he's probably some pale skinny Goth guy who spends to much time obsessing with Satanism, and he says he intends to overpower me without even using a weapon...heh, sounds like a blast to me! I asked the guy if he was male or female just to make him not like me more and come try to kill me for being stupid. Everyone hates stupid people =)

Darkwonder98 (11:09:36 PM): hey you go to the penny arcade too?
Darkwonder98 (11:09:38 PM): SWEET!
Darkwonder98 (11:09:44 PM): i love that comic
Threatener(11:09:58 PM): come now think? it is inherent for males exclusively to be as violent as i
Threatener(11:10:27 PM): not saying women cant be but that they rarely reach the level im at
Darkwonder98 (11:10:54 PM): i fogot to check your profile...as soon as i saw penny arcade i knew you were a guy
Threatener(11:11:08 PM): very true

The guy is a fan of penny arcade. its an online comic and its really funny. This is the turning point where the guy starts to not hate me anymore

 Threatener(11:11:33 PM): ok screw this im just fucking with ur head
Darkwonder98 (11:11:55 PM): i know...this is like the 4th death threat i've had this month
Threatener(11:12:07 PM): lol dont take mine seriously
Darkwonder98 (11:12:14 PM): but i like playing along with people
Threatener(11:12:23 PM): i just am ya

Good, I cracked him. I was so disappointed he didn't actually want to kill me. Is there any one that really does? come on, don't be shy just come out and show yourself. We can have a good time =D

Threatener(11:13:06 PM): from what i can tell ur intelligent, i reason you must have figured it
Darkwonder98 (11:13:30 PM): thank you very much
Threatener(11:13:37 PM): your welcome
Darkwonder98 (11:13:49 PM): and i must say...you have a very expansive vocabulary
Threatener(11:13:54 PM): thank you
Darkwonder98 (11:14:55 PM): have you checked out my site? its pretty good
Threatener(11:21:40 PM): lol awesome site dude

From talking about strangling me, to giving a flattering remark about my intelligence, to complimenting the site. Talk about hitting all the bases. I'm starting to really like this guy. 

Threatener(11:24:21 PM): they never like me because "he scares us. no1 should wear all balck and that much metal" LOL
Threatener(11:24:32 PM): *black
Darkwonder98 (11:25:09 PM): lol
Threatener(11:26:32 PM): what the hell? im probably the least frightening goth there is. i can barely go thru one passing period at North w/o being hugged by some random girl
Darkwonder98 (11:27:33 PM): you go to north?
Threatener(11:27:36 PM): ya
Darkwonder98 (11:27:42 PM): i know tons of people there
Darkwonder98 (11:27:44 PM): cool

Least frightening...riiiight. Even though he's cool and all I still think he's a messed up Satanist.  Maybe its just his huge vocabulary that freaks me out. And he also made me realize something. I go through entire days of school without a single hug. What gives with that. Where's the love? To all the girls reading, I want a hug randomly from outa no where...I don't care if I don't know who you are, just give me a hug.

Threatener(11:30:49 PM): wait.................did u talk to Jesusfreak7772?
Darkwonder98 (11:32:02 PM): nope...but i do know a person named freak for jesus
Darkwonder98 (11:32:15 PM): heh...silly overly religious people
Threatener(11:32:29 PM): o no shit
Threatener(11:32:47 PM): Religion is really just a psycholical crutch
Threatener(11:32:59 PM): *psychological
Darkwonder98 (11:33:10 PM): its a mental dissorder
Darkwonder98 (11:33:13 PM): lol

This is awesome! I'm having a sophisticated conversation about my views on religion with a person who wanted me dead half an hour ago. If your very religious don't be mad at me for poking fun at you. I don't hate you guys or think your crazy (some I do but that's not important), I love all you guys and like my favorite person, Adam Corolla says "It takes all kinds"...ya...good times everyone. 

Threatener(11:33:47 PM): if ppl realized that life has no point and that they are ultimately insignificant, there would be lots more suicides
Threatener(11:33:55 PM): lol
Darkwonder98 (11:34:40 PM): ya...but i just like to enjoy myself
Threatener(11:34:53 PM): lol i hear that
Darkwonder98 (11:35:10 PM): might as well enjoy myself since i've been given life
Threatener(11:36:11 PM): ya and incidentally the meaning of life is to fuck a much as you can (hence producing as many offspring asd possible) and then to die
Darkwonder98 (11:36:57 PM): were all pretty much just viruses
Darkwonder98 (11:37:39 PM): slowly sucking up all the resources from the host untill its gone...and when the host dies, we die....unless we can find a new host
Darkwonder98 (11:38:14 PM): but i dont care about that...the earth is gonna be here for the most part while i'm alive so i'll let someone else take care of it
Threatener(11:38:36 PM): ya
Threatener(11:40:17 PM): just have fun. and thats what makes life interesting; everyone has different ideas of fun
Darkwonder98 (11:40:44 PM): yup....it takes all kinds
Threatener(11:41:20 PM): mine is mental manipulation (and for some reason im proud of that. possibly because it proves i can outwit ppl)
Darkwonder98 (11:42:05 PM): cool...i dont know what exact things give me enjoyment but i know when i'm having a good time
Threatener(11:42:19 PM): lol always good
Threatener signed off at 11:44:17 PM.

What a great guy... a little bit crazy but he's smart. I know a lot of you guys may be offended and shit, but everyone has different opinions and if you can't except that, then you got a ton of surprises coming up in life. That's it for today, I hope you guys had a good time. Until the next episode....Mahala