Part Three
Highlights and Commentary
kiszeme
(12:29:11 PM):
did u take it down
yet
Darkwonder98
(12:29:58 PM):
unless you threaten
to take legal action, or can prove to me that what i am doing is illegal then i
wont
kiszeme
(12:30:22 PM):
its not illeagle
its jus wrong
heh heh... I
love it when they beg...
hahaha
kiszeme
(12:30:27 PM):
my friend wants to
kill u
Darkwonder98
(12:30:31 PM):
i know
kiszeme
(12:30:31 PM):
help me kill u
kiszeme
(12:30:42 PM):
c thats illegle
How
did she pass the 2nd grade with those spelling skills? and also now her one
friend, this messed up Goth guy with a shirt that 10 sizes to big for him has
threatened to kill me...believe it or not but I think I may have found a person
even stupider then Sandie. After I finish with H&C on Sandie for the
first time ever in H&C history I will make fun of someone who
isn't Sandie!
ooo more death threats. how scary~ but we all know
that nothing will ever happen. I don't even think they know where Jon lives.
Darkwonder98
(12:30:56 PM):
would you like to
invest in those swords i told you about ealier?
Darkwonder98
(12:31:10 PM):
lol
kiszeme
(12:31:33 PM):
he has sum 2
kiszeme
(12:31:38 PM):
and a gun
kiszeme
(12:31:41 PM):
watch out
kiszeme
(12:31:58 PM):
he gets mad very
ezily
Darkwonder98
(12:32:22 PM):
uh huh...and is he
willing to do like 40 years or more of jail time cause i made fun of your
stupidity?
kiszeme
(12:34:03 PM):
its not my
stupidity
kiszeme
(12:34:09 PM):
im done with u
kiszeme
(12:34:12 PM):
i fucking hate u
kiszeme
(12:34:16 PM):
burn in hell
kiszeme signed
off at 12:34:19 PM.
~oooo, scary...~ well I guess I just
lost one customer for my weaponry service. I really doubt someone would risk
jail time cause I made fun of Sandie. and I agree I'm not ALWAYS making fun
sandies stupidity I also make fun of her ignorance, bitchyness,
crackwhoreness, and/or spelling.
I'm surprised that he didn't already kill somebody if he
gets mad easily.
kiszeme
(1:18:29 PM):
cant u jus do me a
lil favor
kiszeme
(1:18:46 PM):
plzz jus take it
down so i can stop worrying bout it
kiszeme
(1:22:07 PM):
or dont
kiszeme
(1:22:11 PM):
ya kno thats cool
Darkwonder98
(1:35:48 PM):
lol...your so
funny...first your evil..then you threaten to kill me and now your trying to be
nice about it... ::sigh:: just make up your mind already...
Ya, sure no problem... I mean its
not like she did anything to me...lets just all be friends and I'll take it down
since she is obviously completely innocent and asked me in such a nice way..::snicker::
::snicker:: also if I'm not mistaken she and her friend had just threatened to
kill me not to long ago...
I don't think begging will help her.
kiszeme
(1:36:01 PM):
ahhhhhhhhhh
kiszeme
(1:36:11 PM):
i have 2 minds?
Darkwonder98
(1:36:40 PM):
why are you asking
me?
kiszeme
(1:36:57 PM):
does that work
Darkwonder98
(1:38:16 PM):
well...you know you
can be as nice about it as you want but its not going down
kiszeme
(1:38:29 PM):
ok then ill jus b
evil
Darkwonder98
(1:38:33 PM):
take responsiblity
for what you say
kiszeme
(1:38:55 PM):
i will
Why
would she ask her mortal enemy if she has 2 minds? she was just asking for a
pothead joke... I typed it but didn't feel like putting it in so instead I just
reminded her that she can be as nice as she wants but H&C will live on! and
she claims she will take responsibility for what she says but yet she is still embarrassed
by it and begs for me to take it down.
What? Now she's acting like Jon's friend and
completely changing the subject.
kiszeme
(1:38:57 PM):
thats me!!
kiszeme
(1:39:19 PM):
thats me whos smart
enuf to wsh jon a enternity of hell!!!
Darkwonder98
(1:39:50 PM):
uhhh...ummm...did you
get stoned or somthing? and that is just the lamest thing i've heard
Darkwonder98
(1:40:15 PM):
smart enough to wish
me an enterity in hell? how does that take smarts?
kiszeme
(1:40:32 PM):
wahhh i dont kno
kiszeme
(1:40:37 PM):
leeve me alone im
leaving
Darkwonder98
(1:40:46 PM):
lol
Darkwonder98
(1:40:51 PM):
your ridiculous
kiszeme signed off at
1:46:07 PM.
Wow...she
gave me so much to work with I barley know where to start. lets start with
spelling....even with that I don't know where to start. lol. ok first of all she
screws up with wish by spelling it wsh and enough by spelling it enuf. Then
she is speaking to me but its like she's not speaking to me with the
whole "smart enough to wsh Jon to an enterinty in hell" If i were
talking to you I don't usually say your name. and the last spelling error is
leeving but then only 3 words later she spells it correctly...on to the
next things. How is one smart enough to "wsh" somebody to hell? she
just cracks me up. also why does she ask for me to leave her alone when she can
leave when ever she wants? or just simply block me, again kids this is why we don't
do pot.
What the heck? ok from death threats, to being nice, to
wishing Jon to a eternity of hell... confusing.
this next segment is from a kid
who is Sandie's friend...he is a sophomore Goth and he has this hockey T-Shirt
that is at least 10 sizes to big for him. And pants to boot! just for
clarification purposes this conversation was before and during when I was
talking with Sandie...you can compare up the times if you wish. Enjoy
tree
humpah 2k3
(12:12:06 PM):
leave sandie
alone whore or ill rip out your tongue and hang you by it
I'll just start from right to
left. tree humpah, what a dignified name... that's some pretty mean stuff coming
out of a guy who humps trees. tree humpers a poet and he didn't even
know it "whore or".
Man so much death threats. They're so useless now.
Darkwonder98
(12:12:36 PM):
lol
Darkwonder98
(12:12:59 PM):
hey dan
tree humpah 2k3
(12:13:11 PM):
no this aint
dan
tree humpah 2k3
(12:13:13 PM):
u dont kno me
Darkwonder98
(12:13:15 PM):
awww...
Darkwonder98
(12:13:16 PM):
that sux
tree humpah 2k3
(12:13:18 PM):
wait yes u do
Darkwonder98
(12:13:23 PM):
lol
tree humpah 2k3
(12:13:26 PM):
u saw me when
u were with kathryn
tree humpah 2k3
(12:13:28 PM):
at the movies
tree humpah 2k3
(12:13:31 PM):
with the
hockey jersey
Darkwonder98
(12:13:34 PM):
O ya
Just
some quick explaining...I assumed he was this kid Dan P. because he is a stoner
that gets high with Sandie and likes her. but I soon remembered the guy, I don't
know how you can miss him with his huge attire. at least he stopped
threatening to hang me by my tongue for a while.
Don't know this guy.
tree
humpah 2k3 (12:13:38 PM):
now leave her
alone
Darkwonder98
(12:13:47 PM):
hey...you should
check out my xanga in my profile
Darkwonder98
(12:13:57 PM):
youll see how
innocient she is...
tree humpah 2k3
(12:14:15 PM):
i kno shes not
'innecient' as u spell it but leave her the hell alone
Wow,
I think misspelling and misinterpretation is a common side effect of weed. O and
just for the record the only part on the word innocent that I screwed up on was I
added an I. That wasn't to far off in my opinion, especially compared
to his stab at it.
LOL he didn't even copy it right and it's right in front
of him!
Darkwonder98
(12:15:51 PM):
she can make it stop
whenever she wants
tree humpah 2k3
(12:16:09 PM):
so can i if i
need to
Darkwonder98
(12:16:21 PM):
she started
it...again read my xanga
Darkwonder98
(12:16:39 PM):
pretty damn funny too
I love to advertise my H&C whenever possible even in situations like
this, also I let him know that she herself has the power to not type to me...in
fact I'm pretty sure it takes more energy to type then it does to not type.
its kind of like that thing where it takes more muscles to frown then it does to
smile 
tree
humpah 2k3 (12:17:01 PM):
she started it
u end it
Darkwonder98
(12:17:42 PM):
lol...i'm having to
much fun with it...its my revenge
Darkwonder98
(12:18:09 PM):
and whats funny is
she can stop it whenever she wants...she has the ability to, just to stupid to
realize it
tree
humpah 2k3 (12:18:40 PM):
stfu like i
said b4 ill end it if u decide u dont want to
Darkwonder98
(12:19:08 PM):
ya...but i dont wanna
stop
tree
humpah 2k3 (12:21:19 PM):
then ill have
to kill u
Why
is it my responsibility to end it? also those are big words coming out of
a guy with big shirts and big pants, you think he's trying to make up for something?
::cough:: small penis ::cough::
Stop it with the death threats! We know that nobody will
actually do anything.
Darkwonder98
(12:28:26 PM):
wait....do you own a
gun?
tree
humpah 2k3 (12:28:35 PM):
many
Darkwonder98
(12:28:45 PM):
and, are a good
shot...cause my shotgun is pretty kickass
Darkwonder98
(12:33:00 PM):
no comment?
Darkwonder98
(12:37:03 PM):
.....
First I had to make a quick stop in my room to show Alex huh my
swords...again...then I asked the tree humpah if he was armed himself, but
soon as you'll find out was relieved even though he allegedly owns guns.
Jon's actually thinking of getting a m12.
tree
humpah 2k3 (12:42:27 PM):
back
tree humpah 2k3
(12:42:32 PM):
shotguns cant
hit nething
tree humpah 2k3
(12:42:42 PM):
my friend got
shot in the chest by a shotgun
tree humpah 2k3
(12:42:54 PM):
and all he had
was kevlar and he still didnt get hurt
Darkwonder98
(1:57:17 PM):
LOL HAHAHAHA
lol...and to think I was worried he could shoot me, apparently
he thinks he is in a James Bond video game or something and can take
50 bullets. for those that don't know about shotguns, if hit with a blast
you'll be lucky to be in less then 5 pieces, also the blast is quite wide and
your lucky to not get caught in it. also who walks around in Kevlar?
really...come on...
LOL this guy is stupid. Shot guns are actually pretty
accurate. And come on, to get shot buy and shotgun and not get hurt? Your body
would be all over the place if you got shot by one.
well that's it for today's H&C I owe a big thanks to Alex huh for helping me out with the wonderful episode, also keep on sending me your convo's guys. until the next idiot comes along...Mahala