Just to let you guys know how dedicated I've had several death threats if I don't stop doing this stuff but yet, I still continue. i really owe it to you guys for taking your time to read all this. Lets get started with today's episode. In fact today's episode is an H&C special! one convo of the literally thousands and thousands you guys sent me has been chosen to be worthy enough for me to do commentary on it. If you have a convo you'd like to be posted please send it in to me either Via IM to Darkwonder98 or Via Email to
hughes116@earthlink.net Todays convo is a cat fight between two girls...if only it weren't online they could've ripped off each others clothes like they do in that beer commercial....one can only dreamMellyBelly482 (2:56:35 PM): LOVE YOU: send
this to ten pp. and tonight at midnight your true love
> will find you Something good will happen 2 you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for
> the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be
> cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years. Tomorrow is
National
> Kiss Day. If you send 15ppl this in 15 Min you're safe
UGH!!! I cant stand those stupid things people
send me. If you SEND this to 23,239,042 people were gonna have a snow day, if
you don't you'll never lose your virginity! I just don't see the fun in telling
all your stupid friends this and there's a huge chain reaction, but you don't
even get to see it! I guess only idiots get find amusement in such things.
lol I've gotten like 30 chain letters like that. "if
you don't kiss somebody in 3 seconds, somebody will anal rape you"
twistedfitz (3:25:32 PM):
tomorrow is NOT national kiss day get a clueThis, my friends is an electronic cat fight,
if I do my calculations and convert what they are saying online into what would
happen in a REAL cat fight, twistedfitz would've given the other girl a black
eye and a bloody nose and blocked every single punch mellybelly threw. and I
think when MellyBelly said its fun to send around, she only proved my point more
on how simple minded and she is.
MellyBelly482 (3:27:58 PM):
why dont u take ur damn icons tip and turn into a fat birdtwistedfitz (3:32:02 PM):
why are you sendin your friends after me?uhhh...just for clarification purposes,
MellyBelly is white...very white... nothing pisses me off more then a stupid
bitch except for a stupid wigger bitch. I think if I do my calculations right
again that MellyBelly actually trips...and gets her ass whooped by
herself....only dumb people can pull stuff like that off.
MellyBelly482 (3:37:17 PM):
holy shit take my adviceAHHH GIVE ME A GUN SO I CAN SHOT THE DUMB WIGGER BITCH!!!!
she probably hasn't even been out of the suburbs in her entire life except for
maybe a skiing trip to Colorado! the reason twisted wasn't talking was probably
cause she was on the ground laughing. and one more point I need to make quickly.
idiots have a severe problem with noticing sarcasm.
twistedfitz (3:52:16 PM
): cuz I'm not used to this, looks like you have catfights all the time, I hate themI hate it when people like her just hear what ever the hell they want to
hear. Twistedfitz was trying to give MellyBelly a chance to save herself from
embarrassment and then immediately thinks she just got called a bitch. there is
no point in trying to explain to a stupid person the meaning of what said if
they didn't understand it. so instead she just threw a compliment in at the end
to shut her up...its like having an attack dog after you and rather then kill
the dog you just give it a bone and its goes away
MellyBelly482 (4:07:05 PM):
heres the dealtwistedfitz (4:07:32 PM):
thanks, bye byeHere MellyBelly just makes a bigger fool of herself and twistedfitz just goes along with my "dog treat" theory. I personaly could never do that because it gives stupid people the impression that they won. so an overviwe of the cat fight if it were a real one... MellyBelly busts in outa nowhere and punches Fitz for no reason, then fitz gives her a black eye and a bloody nose. MellyBelly then trips and somehow manages to beat up herself. Fitz falls on the ground laughing histericly and to save the poor wigger any more embarrassment she throws skimpy clothing on the ground and MellyBelly scrambles for as Fitz walks away. the next one is another cat fight that Fitz had simultaneously with MellyBelly and this new girl. Fitz has some mad skills!
BBcorona88 (3:30:09 PM):
ur complainin about a national kiss day thing? girl...ur just bummin cuz u cant get a kisstwo simultaneous wigger cat
fights at once...she is amazing! wow...bummin, i haven't heard that word since
like, ever. I think that was used in the 80's or maybe late 70's I'm not really
sure. Just a quick tip, when in a fight having an updated vocabulary will help
dramatically.
BBcorona88 (3:34:21 PM):
first of all that would be jerry springer sweetyhahahah...oooo...man...BB
cant make me stop laughing. i think BB thought fitz was laughing at her crack
with the TV and book part but she was really just laughing at how ignorant BB
was. and I think it should be a federal crime for a retarded person to call
someone stupid.
BBcorona88 (3:38:19 PM):
and wats with ur clothes...ur like an old school punkI gotta say one thing real quick, fitz's clothes are
kickass. I don't care what you say but they are original and they look awsome!
why did BB put question marks after saying "that's because you cant". and what's
wrong with saying "don't send me crap about your dumbass national kiss day
that's already happened like 15 times so far this year". god praise fitz
for trying to get them to stop that crap!
twistedfitz (3:41:01 PM)
: and about my clothes... I'm running out of $$$... but i'm okay with being old school punk, it's better than well, no clothes at allBBcorona88 (3:41:25 PM):
omg everyone uses that excuse about moneyYOU GO GIRL!! lol... man,
fitz just blew BB a new one! and who is BB to say if she has cash or not. Our
whole fucking country is in a recession and millions of people are out of work!!
is BB completely oblivious to that? and after idiots run out of shit do say I
think she tried to do that "dog treat" theory i talked about but took it a
little bit to literally.
twistedfitz (3:49:59 PM):
I guess you know me from school cuz you know I'm in PA and I guess you think I think I read books and I think I'm better than everyone else and that I don't watch TV because I read all the time... let me just justify some stuff... I resent that but people judge people that they don't know, as I have done you... yes, I am in PA, but I don't enjoy school, I don't enjoy reading, and I am no better than anybody else. I have a boyfriend In my opinion he's really hot and the fact he was in PA should make no difference. I watch TV more than most, but I don't like Jenny Jones or Jerry Springer, I watch it for 5 minutes and can't take it any more. I honestly don't have cash to pay for clothes, my parents are paying for two mortgages. I don't know who you are but I'm no punk or p.a. geek, I'm just me. I play drums and love rain and like to hang with my friends... so unless you actually know me I wish you wouldn't say things about me. It doesn't hurt me, anyway. I already apologized... would one from you be too much to ask?I think if that were a real cat fight fitz just flew 50 feet in the air
and fired a huge energy ball at BB and then flew down doing a bicycle kick (you
know from mortal kombat) and then bitch slapped her so hard she went to the
moon.
BBcorona88 (3:58:13 PM):
i take it uve never been in a fightWaunbunsie is the high school I'm going to and BB apparently seems to
think its the Southside of Chicago...and why does fitz need to know how to
"survive the streets". its not like in suburbia where we live that threes a
bunch of gang bangers packing pistols aimed at her house waiting for the moment
she steps out the door...
twistedfitz (4:01:13 PM):
I'd stay in middle school forever if I coulddamn...Fitz owned BB! if only I were there to bet money on
it...