Just to let you guys know how dedicated I've had several death threats if I don't stop doing this stuff but yet, I still continue. i really owe it to you guys for taking your time to read all this. Lets get started with today's episode. In fact today's episode is an H&C special! one convo of the literally thousands and thousands you guys sent me has been chosen to be worthy enough for me to do commentary on it. If you have a convo you'd like to be posted please send it in to me either Via IM to Darkwonder98 or Via Email to hughes116@earthlink.net Todays convo is a cat fight between two girls...if only it weren't online they could've ripped off each others clothes like they do in that beer commercial....one can only dream

MellyBelly482 (2:56:35 PM): LOVE YOU: send this to ten pp. and tonight at midnight your true love
> will find you Something good will happen 2 you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for
> the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be
> cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years. Tomorrow is
National
> Kiss Day. If you send 15ppl this in 15 Min you're safe

UGH!!! I cant stand those stupid things people send me. If you SEND this to 23,239,042 people were gonna have a snow day, if you don't you'll never lose your virginity! I just don't see the fun in telling all your stupid friends this and there's a huge chain reaction, but you don't even get to see it! I guess only idiots get find amusement in such things.
lol I've gotten like 30 chain letters like that. "if you don't kiss somebody in 3 seconds, somebody will anal rape you"

twistedfitz (3:25:32 PM): tomorrow is NOT national kiss day get a clue
MellyBelly482 (3:25:44 PM): wtf
MellyBelly482 (3:25:46 PM): who cares
MellyBelly482 (3:25:53 PM): its fun to send around
MellyBelly482 (3:25:54 PM): GET A CLUE
twistedfitz (3:26:16 PM): alright, sry, have fun
MellyBelly482 (3:26:33 PM): and i dont need ur comments
twistedfitz (3:27:34 PM): I'm not tryin to be bitchy but you know all that is bull shit and according to those there have been more than 3 national kiss days this year so if you're going to send me that shit I can comment all I want

This, my friends is an electronic cat fight, if I do my calculations and convert what they are saying online into what would happen in a REAL cat fight, twistedfitz would've given the other girl a black eye and a bloody nose and blocked every single punch mellybelly threw. and I think when MellyBelly said its fun to send around, she only proved my point more on how simple minded and she is.
Man, they're both good at arguing, so I'm not sure who will win this one.

MellyBelly482 (3:27:58 PM): why dont u take ur damn icons tip and turn into a fat bird
MellyBelly482 (3:28:00 PM): or is it too late
twistedfitz (3:28:15 PM): ohh, scarred for life
MellyBelly482 (3:28:26 PM): is that the best u can do
twistedfitz (3:29:20 PM): I wouldn't resort to "you're fat"... cuz you're not, there's nothing wrong with you besides being defensive
MellyBelly482 (3:30:13 PM): im not bein defensive i just dont take shit
twistedfitz (3:30:48 PM): that's good, neither do I
MellyBelly482 (3:32:02 PM): mmkay are you proud of yourself now?
 

MellyBelly is such a stupid bitch! Who uses fat jokes? and that has nothing to do with the current argument anyways....stupid people never cease to impress. on the other hand, twistedfitz could've done a bit better job on blocking those but it doesn't really matter cause don't you just hate MellyBelly so much?
lol that must have hit MellyBelly hard.
She does complain about her weight all the time and she's in good shape.

twistedfitz (3:32:02 PM): why are you sendin your friends after me?
twistedfitz (3:36:16 PM): she's all in my face. and she said "bummin"... who talks like that?
MellyBelly482 (3:36:26 PM): regular people
MellyBelly482 (3:36:48 PM): your trippin girl fo real
twistedfitz (3:37:08 PM): um... word?
 

uhhh...just for clarification purposes, MellyBelly is white...very white... nothing pisses me off more then a stupid bitch except for a stupid wigger bitch. I think if I do my calculations right again that MellyBelly actually trips...and gets her ass whooped by herself....only dumb people can pull stuff like that off.
Wa? now she's a wigger?

MellyBelly482 (3:37:17 PM): holy shit take my advice
MellyBelly482 (3:37:24 PM): NEVER go to the ghetto mmkay
MellyBelly482 (3:38:53 PM): im just tryin to look out for you thats all
MellyBelly482 (3:39:19 PM): *sweetie*
MellyBelly482 (3:39:44 PM): you haven't been tlakin looks like miss smart ass pants ran outta all the answers
twistedfitz (3:40:14 PM): sry back
twistedfitz (3:40:34 PM): yeah, I don't have any desire to go to the ghetto
MellyBelly482 (3:40:40 PM): why not g
twistedfitz (3:40:41 PM): thanks for looking out for me, though
MellyBelly482 (3:40:45 PM): no prob
MellyBelly482 (3:40:52 PM): really
 

AHHH GIVE ME A GUN SO I CAN SHOT THE DUMB WIGGER BITCH!!!! she probably hasn't even been out of the suburbs in her entire life except for maybe a skiing trip to Colorado! the reason twisted wasn't talking was probably cause she was on the ground laughing. and one more point I need to make quickly. idiots have a severe problem with noticing sarcasm.
I don't think she knows what she is talking about. I went to the ghetto. It's not bad. People were actually nice. (Maybe because I was feeding the homeless)

twistedfitz (3:52:16 PM): cuz I'm not used to this, looks like you have catfights all the time, I hate them
MellyBelly482 (3:52:23 PM): so your saying your miss perfect and you dont want it to end now
MellyBelly482 (3:52:32 PM): and your saying im a bitch now?
twistedfitz (3:53:27 PM): actually I was saying I don't have any enemies and I don't want any, I'm the farthest thing from perfect but I don't want you to hate me. You're no bitch but judging from your comments you know how to put up a fight
MellyBelly482 (3:54:04 PM): its a gift *smirk*
 

I hate it when people like her just hear what ever the hell they want to hear. Twistedfitz was trying to give MellyBelly a chance to save herself from embarrassment and then immediately thinks she just got called a bitch. there is no point in trying to explain to a stupid person the meaning of what said if they didn't understand it. so instead she just threw a compliment in at the end to shut her up...its like having an attack dog after you and rather then kill the dog you just give it a bone and its goes away
Gosh MellyBelly is like racist to smart people. but actually she's pretty intelligent too.

MellyBelly482 (4:07:05 PM): heres the deal
MellyBelly482 (4:07:13 PM): im not gonna start shit bout u
MellyBelly482 (4:07:14 PM): bc thats just mean
MellyBelly482 (4:07:30 PM): and i wouldn't do somethin like that
MellyBelly482 (4:07:31 PM): ever
MellyBelly482 (4:07:33 PM): to anyone

twistedfitz (4:07:32 PM): thanks, bye bye 

Here MellyBelly just makes a bigger fool of herself and twistedfitz just goes along with my "dog treat" theory. I personaly could never do that because it gives stupid people the impression that they won. so an overviwe of the cat fight if it were a real one... MellyBelly busts in outa nowhere and punches Fitz for no reason, then fitz gives her a black eye and a bloody nose. MellyBelly then trips and somehow manages to beat up herself. Fitz falls on the ground laughing histericly and to save the poor wigger any more embarrassment she throws skimpy clothing on the ground and MellyBelly scrambles for as Fitz walks away. the next one is another cat fight that Fitz had simultaneously with MellyBelly and this new girl. Fitz has some mad skills!

BBcorona88 (3:30:09 PM): ur complainin about a national kiss day thing? girl...ur just bummin cuz u cant get a kiss
twistedfitz (3:30:20 PM)
: who is this?
BBcorona88 (3:30:38 PM): it doesnt matter
twistedfitz (3:31:10 PM)
: alright, but you wouldn't know who I've kissed
BBcorona88 (3:31:25 PM): ooo wow some PA hottie???im so jealous
twistedfitz (3:31:41 PM)
: that's alright
BBcorona88 (3:31:48 PM): haha ok
 

two simultaneous wigger cat fights at once...she is amazing! wow...bummin, i haven't heard that word since like, ever. I think that was used in the 80's or maybe late 70's I'm not really sure. Just a quick tip, when in a fight having an updated vocabulary will help dramatically.
Man I wish I can get a kiss! *cry*

BBcorona88 (3:34:21 PM): first of all that would be jerry springer sweety
BBcorona88 (3:34:46 PM)
: im sorry ur too caught up in books to watch tv tho
twistedfitz (3:34:55 PM)
: heh
BBcorona88 (3:34:59 PM): i kno rite
BBcorona88 (3:35:01 PM)
: pretty damn funny
BBcorona88 (3:36:43 PM): god damn...bitchin u out is easy
BBcorona88 (3:37:22 PM)
: ur just stupid
twistedfitz (3:38:05 PM)
: I'm not trying to bitch at you... I don't know who you are so I don't have anything to say to you
 

hahahah...oooo...man...BB cant make me stop laughing. i think BB thought fitz was laughing at her crack with the TV and book part but she was really just laughing at how ignorant BB was. and I think it should be a federal crime for a retarded person to call someone stupid.
LOL SHE JUST CALLED TWISTED FITZ STUPID LOL

BBcorona88 (3:38:19 PM): and wats with ur clothes...ur like an old school punk
twistedfitz (3:38:23 PM)
: I'm not going to say bad stuff about someone I don't even know
BBcorona88 (3:38:49 PM): thats cuz u cant???duh
twistedfitz (3:39:06 PM)
: I don't want to, being mean's um... not nice, and the insightful statement of the year goes to me~~
BBcorona88 (3:40:11 PM): well u started all this shit
BBcorona88 (3:40:16 PM)
: u brought it upon urself
BBcorona88 (3:41:05 PM)
: getting all pissy cuz someone sent u a "national kiss day thing"

I gotta say one thing real quick, fitz's clothes are kickass. I don't care what you say but they are original and they look awsome! why did BB put question marks after saying "that's because you cant". and what's wrong with saying "don't send me crap about your dumbass national kiss day that's already happened like 15 times so far this year". god praise fitz for trying to get them to stop that crap!
Twistedfitz clothes are awesome.
 

twistedfitz (3:41:01 PM): and about my clothes... I'm running out of $$$... but i'm okay with being old school punk, it's better than well, no clothes at all

BBcorona88 (3:41:25 PM): omg everyone uses that excuse about money
BBcorona88 (3:41:42 PM)
: wat...did u spend it all on calculators?
twistedfitz (3:41:53 PM)
: it's not much of an excuse... I don't have cash... and I'm not in PA math so I have a cheap calculator
BBcorona88 (3:42:47 PM): ok wanna cookie?
twistedfitz (3:43:23 PM)
: I don't take cookies from strangers

YOU GO GIRL!! lol... man, fitz just blew BB a new one! and who is BB to say if she has cash or not. Our whole fucking country is in a recession and millions of people are out of work!! is BB completely oblivious to that? and after idiots run out of shit do say I think she tried to do that "dog treat" theory i talked about but took it a little bit to literally. 
What calculators? They were in the same math class last year. She needs to buy a calculator too. And is she stupid? Where was she when the stock market crashed and tons of people lost their jobs?

twistedfitz (3:49:59 PM): I guess you know me from school cuz you know I'm in PA and I guess you think I think I read books and I think I'm better than everyone else and that I don't watch TV because I read all the time... let me just justify some stuff... I resent that but people judge people that they don't know, as I have done you... yes, I am in PA, but I don't enjoy school, I don't enjoy reading, and I am no better than anybody else. I have a boyfriend In my opinion he's really hot and the fact he was in PA should make no difference. I watch TV more than most, but I don't like Jenny Jones or Jerry Springer, I watch it for 5 minutes and can't take it any more. I honestly don't have cash to pay for clothes, my parents are paying for two mortgages. I don't know who you are but I'm no punk or p.a. geek, I'm just me. I play drums and love rain and like to hang with my friends... so unless you actually know me I wish you wouldn't say things about me. It doesn't hurt me, anyway. I already apologized... would one from you be too much to ask?

I think if that were a real cat fight fitz just flew 50 feet in the air and fired a huge energy ball at BB and then flew down doing a bicycle kick (you know from mortal kombat) and then bitch slapped her so hard she went to the moon.
I think of this as a halo about Twitstedfitz head and the angelic music in the background.

BBcorona88 (3:58:13 PM): i take it uve never been in a fight
twistedfitz (3:58:18 PM)
: I didn't really attempt to fight because I didn't want a fight
BBcorona88 (3:58:25 PM): girl u wouldnt survive on the streets
twistedfitz (3:59:19 PM)
: I don't live on the streets!
twistedfitz (3:59:22 PM): it's a skill I don't need!
BBcorona88 (4:00:37 PM): well ok...u wont survive waubonsie
BBcorona88 (4:00:44 PM)
: or if u do..u wont have nearly as much fun

Waunbunsie is the high school I'm going to and BB apparently seems to think its the Southside of Chicago...and why does fitz need to know how to "survive the streets". its not like in suburbia where we live that threes a bunch of gang bangers packing pistols aimed at her house waiting for the moment she steps out the door...
I don't think BBcorona has been to the "streets" It's not like as soon as you take a step on the street a bullet comes flying next to you. Or some lady for some reason starts trying to argue with you.

twistedfitz (4:01:13 PM): I'd stay in middle school forever if I could
BBcorona88 (4:02:06 PM): well there is one thing u and me have in common
twistedfitz (4:03:47 PM)
: common ground........ right? so can you forget what I started?
BBcorona88 (4:04:41 PM): yea its all good
twistedfitz (4:04:58 PM)
: ::SIGH::
twistedfitz (4:12:36 PM): I just have one thing to say... I still don't know who you are but it seems to me you have some preconvinced notions or something like that of people on PA... and seriously, some of them may be dorky and like computers and stuff, but we hate reading/school, we go the movies or the mall or the park or the beach, or just hangin out at people's houses... we were isolated and it hurts us still

damn...Fitz owned BB! if only I were there to bet money on it...
After a long pointless argument. twistedfitz finally beat off mellybelly and bbcorona.