- Am i a bitter person ?? -
I'm 20, I have a girlfriend that i NEVER get to see. Im nice to girls but girls like to tell me lies and cheat on me and use me to play daddy. I cant go anywhere without seeing that weird lady from down the street. I hate my bedroom, its ugly.
I can't go one day without hearing about Michael Jackson touching little boy's penis's. I dont work full time and dont go to school. I live in Indiana and its gotta be worse than living in utah. At least out there i would have a cow to milk. Everything in indiana is closed on Sundays, and everything is illegal here or its dumb as hell so you dont do it anyway.
I can't sleep because my room is too damn hot. My back hurts. My fingernail fell off in my soup and i couldnt find it but i ate the soup anyway.
I can't go to any store without having some old bag give me shitty looks. Disney songs are played in grocery stores. Cartoons on TV aren't as cool anymore. Ren & Stimpy, King of the Hill, Thundercats, The Brak Show, Spaceghost coast to coast, Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Teen Age Mutant Ninja Turtles have been replaced by mindwashing shit called pokeman.
My old high school sucked. I hated everyone there I hated school dances more than anything. I went to one of them and i wanted to shoot myself on the ride there before i even got there. Everybody had fun dancing around and seeing which ugly stuck up cheerleader whore with the STD infested rotten crotch will win the homecoming queen award. All the girls had ugly dresses on and i felt like an ass because i paid 160 bucks for a suit i only wore one night. Everybody there was an asshole. I hated everybody in school. I hated the jocks. I hated the trendy people. I hated the fakes, hippies, cowboys, snobs, white people that act black, nerds, preps, cheerleaders, and that weird girl 2 lockers down that kept slipping notes in mine.
I think i hate everyone. Especially you. Everyone else hates you too. The only person I don't hate is.. oh wait, I hate everybody. Why is everyone an asshole? I hate people that bob their head to their shitty hippity hoppity music in their cars thinking that nobody can see them make an ass out of themselves. Dancing like they own the whole world. People can see you, fishdick. You have 5 windows and a windshield, half of which are busted out from when i jacked your shit and sold it to the guy on the corner. I'm watching. Stop driving like a fool, pull your head out of your ass, and turn off your shitty music. I hate it when people have those really loud speakers in there trunk and turn it up all the way at stop signs. You have a loud, annoying, piece of shit honda with the headlight ducktaped on. woo hoo for you. Does it make you feel better knowing that you look like a bad mofo with your little car and big sounds ? You are not cool. You are not "hip" to the scene. You are a dumbass, so turn your shitty music down.
Why are politicians so full of shit? Why is the president a nutjob?
Who the hell watches and listens to the shit played on tv and the radio? All of it is shit. Dont you savvy people in your black suits and red striped necktie ever get tired of the same yuppy shit over and over ? All tv sitcoms suck because they are not funny. Shows that think they are funny but are not funny are Friends, Everybody loves Raymond, or any other generic sitcom made to target the shallow, empty, starbucks frappucino drinking assholes like yourself and somebody like you. Now i have to weed through all of the bullshit to watch something half worth watching like king of the hill or the 5 o clock news.
I want to take a moment to say fuck you. Thats all.
I RULE BECAUSE I SAY SO