- Your dogs water just got a lot more tasty -
Riddle me this. Would you pay $7.49 for a 4 pack of bottled water ? MUCH LESS FOR YOUR SMELLY ASS DOG ? I am willing to lay odds that this is nothing more but tap water that somebody has pissed in for flavor. This website claims that hydration is essential to the health of a dog, but what you may not realize is that dogs often lose vitamins just like humans do. Rather than trying to get your dog to swallow a pill, or mix a chalky powder in their water, they can reap the benefits of taking a good multi vitamin in a great tasting flavored water. They say this water is fortified with vitamins and minerals that contribute to your dogs’ overall good health, while providing essential hydration. Why ? Dogs dont need vitamins. If you put food in their bowl and make sure they have water, that is all they need. They dont need vitamins and minerals and nutrients and all the other shit you claim to put in this water. I can leave my dog outside all day long, and they will be mad. But as soon as you bring them in they are happy. Dogs are stupid. And if you like dogs so are you. Its an animal. Would you feed your turtle super duper turtle food ? Or would you feed your fish bio-degradable earth friendly fish food that they can play with ? No i didnt think so, BUT WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU BUY FLAVORED WATER FOR YOUR DOG ? I hate dogs with a passion. Dogs are loud, smelly, annoying, and they attack people for no reason at all, and then when you give the dog a superkick to defend yourself the owner of the dog files an animal cruelty lawsuit when it was her vicious cujo that tried to eat my sack anyway. Grrrrr. I bet that lady fed her dog this overly priced garbage. Why would anybody buy this stuff ? Is your ugly dog that special to you ? My parents have 3 dogs, and they are all small and tiny. If my cat is bigger than your dog and can kick its ass (my cat has no claws front or back mind you)then your dog is a pussy and should not be called a dog. It should be called dinner. They have 2 dogs that look likt toto from the wizard of oz, and all they do is lick you. Not like a normal dog in any way, because these dogs DO NOT stop licking you. And then my mom went to the pet store (bad idea, NEVER, i repeat, NEVER, let a woman near a pet store)and she saw this $650 puppy that looks like shit. I wouldnt pay $5 for a dog because they smell and i hate them. This puppy does nothing but bark when my dad brings her in and puts her in the cage when he goes to work. And go figure nobody else can hear the dog barking but me, AND IM 2 FLOORS DOWN IN THE FRIGGIN BASEMENT ! Maybe if they bought these stupid mammals some of this overpriced water that probably has no flavor at all, they would be happy and shut up. I hate dogs, and i hate the people who buy dogs. My neighbor has 8 chihuahuas, and they dont bring them in, ever. All they do is bark and terrorize my ugly dogs and make them bark. I live in an area with nothing but barking dogs. I swear on everything the next dog that crosses my path, im going Korea style on its ass and making tacos for dinner.
Any dumbass that actually thinks this is a good product should be probed with a baseball bat