- 2 of the biggest bullshit lies girls tell guys -
Girls lie. Simply put. You cannot really take a single word that they say seriously because they lie to you. It has to be a genetic thing because i have yet to find a girl tells you one thing, but means a totally different other. Here are a few examples of what im talking about.
"Im not really seeing anybody right now..."
TRANSLATED="...except for John, but were just friends...and then there's Jason, but all we do is fuck...Also im kind of seeing Mikey on the side, but he has two kids and a wife and im not sure if I want to be tied down by kids right now because i dont know if i can ever get my act together enough to support and care for my own child...then there's Daniel, but he has no job and sells drugs all day long to school children...oh he's so hot, but I can't settle down with someone like him because he has no future and I need commitment...Pat...Billy... Jose...yadda yadda yadda..." WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU DUMB FEMALE ? You want to find a guy, yet all you do is talk about other guys and your ex boyfriends and how much better his car is than yours. I commend you greatly, dipshit. It's no wonder you can't find anyone, considering you are too busy running around spread eagle for every man woman and farm animal that smells your rotten crotch coming from a mile away. Here's an idea: quit sleeping around. Maybe someone will actually start to respect you enough to treat you more than just a loose piece of ass.
"All i want is a nice guy that will respect me and treat me the way i want to be treated..."
TRANSLATED=You are a damn liar and you know it. She left out and didnt tell you,"And also a guy that will have lots and lots of hardcore balls to the wall unprotected kinky sex because thats what most girls are interested in anyways but we wont admit it to you because we are all way too shallow and we want to keep up the virgin type image that britney spears tried to have but you know she was gangbanged at age 15 by the guys in choir class afterschool on the activity bus, and also because we dont want to come off as too slutty, so we will pretend and act like all the nice guys we have met so far are not nice enough when really they dont yell at us and call us whores and stupid cunts and slap us around and shove our fatasses out the door with 2 blackeyes and a popped out tooth, when i know in the back of my head that really nice guy named Todd treats me way better than some really cute camaro driving hottie that i find at some local bar or club will ever treat me..." Girls do not want a nice guy, simply put. They always go for the guy that will hit them, or yell at them and call them names, or slap them around and make them slave around for you and clean your clothes and be your all around the house slave for anything i see fit. I know that there is a very very very small percentage of girls that would like to meet a nice guy that would take them out for dinner and a movie and a goodnight kiss, but its practically non-existent. The number of honest girls that want nice, honest, average guys compared to the slutty girls that are in it for money and sex is MINISCULE.
The majority of the leisure suit wearing post modern disco stu era assholes go to those lame clubs for one reason, and that is for a piece of ass. More often than not, they get it. Does that make you feel better knowing that since you screwed that one girl in the club, you have also now had sex with half of the men and women in your town ? How about wiping off your newly acquired STD's and try again. That's all they want and girls know this, but they want to make it sound like they're the victims. Why don't you get off of your ass, and go look for one, biznatch? That is the equivalent of a guy who finds a "nice girl" by cruising the streets in downtown Hammond a quarter past 1a.m. I am so sick and tired of girls giving the false impression that they want a nice guy when all they really want is to have as much sex as they can before they turn the age of 35 and realize they have been big whores their entire life since highschool and they are ready to settle down and find a nice guy, when there have been so many that she has shit on already to begin with so its all on her anyway. I see girls fall for bad guys every day. I see girls getting abused, cheated on, slapped, insulted, yelled at, and in general being treated like dogshit in public ALL THE TIME. I have a question for you ladies. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM ? YOU THINK THAT 'BAD GUYS' ARE WILD AND MYSTERIOUS AND THEY KNOW HOW TO TREAT A LADY ? WAKE THE FUCK UP ALREADY. . You're getting abused, hurt, murdered,raped, fucked over, cheated on, and taken advantage of. How can one gender be so stupid ?
GIRLS WILL LIE EVERY CHANCE THEY GET
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