- Oh say it isnt so ?! -
Okay. Normally im into conspiracy stuff and just plain wacky shit. But enyclopedia brown, this takes the cake. I was bored as hell, and i was searching a bunch of conspiracy theories to find a whacked out conspiracy to make fun of, when my eyes were suddenly fixed on a link that said "THE EARTH IS HOLLOW." At first i chuckled to myself and wondered what kind of sad, lonely, star trek fan would come up with some gobbeldy-gook like that. I mean seriously, the earth is hollow ? i said to myself yeah right and clicked on the link anyway just to see what it was all about, and i began reading. You people would shit your pants if you read some of this stuff. Some nutjob thinks that the nazi's and hitler escaped death and went to the inside of the earth to escape the war and defeat. Another dumbass says that WE are on the inside of the earth and that there is no solar system blah blah blah. Some people i wonder about. But supposedly, There are supposed to be man made tunnels, to the center of the earth, the openings are at the north and south poles, as well as some place in KENTUCKY. That right there is a tipoff that this theory is complete and utter BULLSHIT. Why kentucky of all places ? There is nothing out there but hicks and moonshiners. Others say that there is a whole new world on the inside of the earth and that its where the aliens live. Either this man has smoked one too many wikkystix, or he had his mind brainwashed and discombobulated by MTV and everything else that is shit in this world. Wake the fuck up people. I like a good conspiracy just as much as the next captain murphy, but a hollow earth ? Whats next, jesus was an alien ? coffee filters are teleportation devices ? You people will always come up with something new. But a hollow earth ? If the earth is hollow than i take it in the ass. That is seriously the most ridiculous thing i have ever heard. Grrrrrr.
IF THE EARTH IS HOLLOW THAN JACKO AINT A PERVERT