- Eight days and counting with no tobacco -
Have you ever had one of those days that nothing seems to go right ? Well i havent because i am the shnizznoss and you just suck. My mom has officially lost her marbles. She was talking about canoes and rainbows in her sleep, and how those 2 mix together i will never know.
Why does everything on TV suck ? Is it because the media and networks and the masses are trying to tell me im a slightly overweight bum that does nothing but lounge around ? By them showing all of this shit on tv(and i mean shit because 99% of it all is just GARBAGE) are they trying to tell me to get my lazy ass up and do something ? Hmmmmmmm..like my good friend felicia says the lord works in mysterious ways, if your into that sorta thing.
I really need to get a job and soon. I have way too much time on my hands for stuff like this. Everything either updated or new is marked as new but thats common sense and you should have known that already. I officially lasted 27 hours with no food. I was hungry so i had a burrito. Yum. On a better note though, i havent had a cigarette in days and i am having nic-fits like crazy. I dont care though bcuz its all for the better in lots of ways. Happy day after thanksgiving day, the real holiday, where everybody rushes to the stores to get those "great deals" on items in stock. I hope you have fun fighting that old lady for that tickle me elmo when its the last one.
today is eat a lot-of-turkey-and-be-a-glutton-from-now-until-christmas-day. In other words, get fat. Its thanksgiving. Myself, I did not participate in eating events. As i stated on my 50 things that piss me off page, im on a hunger strike. I have also quit smoking as of today cold turkey. I am going to be mean without nicotine, but its worth it. Sure i want a cigarette, but its not worth it to throw it away when you got such a great incentive. Should be updated soon. blah.
*10-11-03*
Welcome to my webpage. How you got here is news to me, but if you really wanna tell me my email is at the bottom. This is my page, so i will say whatever the hell i want to. If you dont like that go back to surfing porn or filling out your stupid online personality tests that you put in your LiveJournal.
- Do you like soup on a stick ? -
50 things that REALLY piss me off 10-11-03
My take on the whole Michael Jackson thing 10-31-03
If this is true, were all totally fucked 11-22-03
mmm mmm good (and its not soup) 11-27-03
People who eat plain cheese pizza should be castrated 11-28-03
Am i a bitter person ?? 11-29-03
2 of the biggest lies that a girl will tell you 12-04-03 *NEW*
how much does your smelly ass dog mean to you ? 12-05-03 *NEW*