- Dont be a puss, a little bit of processed meat wont kill you -
Let me ask you all a question. Do you eat PLAIN cheese pizza ? Ya know, like nothing on it but cheese and the sauce ? Well if you do i would like to let you in on a little something. YOU ARE A PUSSY. A little bit of pepperoni and sausage and onions and green peppers and mushrooms is not going to kill you. When the day eventually comes that i have kids, there is no way in hell they are going to eat plain cheese pizza. My kids wont be spoiled picky choosy mary's like the rest of you that eat that nasty shit.
Okay, take this totally real situation that can happen to anybody on any given day. Suppose you are watching your little cousin or babysitting some little kid, and they dont like what you made them for lunch. What do you do? Do you make the kid happy, Or do you tell him to shut the fuck up ? Remind him that beggars cant be choosers and he shouldnt be such a whiney little bitch and appreciate the fact that he is even getting anything to eat because he could go hungry. I would go with the latter of the two. First of all, you are bigger than him so he cant say shit anyway. Tell him that you will tell his mommy that he was a bad boy. And if that doesnt work you are the biggest dumbass in the world to let a 5 year old have his way.
Try some variety in life. Oooooh you are too big of a pussy to try a little bit of everything on a pizza ? Take mommys nipple out of your mouth and grow the fuck up. Your not 4 anymore and your mommy and daddy dont have to cut up your food into little chunks for you. Grrrrrr. Grow up and be the early 20's, slightly overweight person you are supposed to be and quit being such a puss.
PEOPLE WHO EAT PLAIN PIZZA ALSO EAT SHIT