Quotes Too Stupid for the Stupid Quotes List
Warning: You are entering a new level of stupidity. You should not continue if you are prone to heart problems asthma or constapaition.
Alison: "You're being all screwy.."
Anne Marie: *singing* "I'm Screwy, I'm dewy, my name is Lewy!"
Anne Marie: Shit, all my papers are wet..."
Alison: Actually you have papers in your binder not shit."
Anne Marie: XD
Anne Marie: *in a hillbilly hick voice* "We flew that garth."
Alison:*in the same voice* "And I recon you flew it good!"
Anne Marie: "Yep, we flew that garth reaaal good!
Joe: *in a farmer voice* "I like Pigs"
Alison: "ooooooh... pretty blue shiny car!"
Anne Marie: "HEY! That's Charlie's car!"
Anne Marie: "Pens are my loyal subjects!"
Joe: *Throws marble notebook at Anne Marie*
Anne Marie: *gets hit by marble note book* "the Flying Frisbee of DOOM!" *throws notebook back at Joe*
Sorry to interrupt, but Anne Marie has a random comment:
My hands are cold.
And now back to our quotes.
Joe: *drinking his soup* "IT BURNS!... IT BURNS!... IT BURNS!.. IT BURNS!.. Hey it doesn't burn anymore."
Anne Marie: *rocking back and forth singing*
"The Insane List,
The Insane List,
this is the Insane List!
I'm talking thru the rolled up Insane List.
I like tape,
I like paper bags,
I like dogs even with out hair!
Joe likes peas
I like cheese
and hamsters go moo!
Joe hates peas
and I hate cheese
and the pink fluffy bunnies are my subjects
I am their Queen
I am your Queen
ALL BOW DOWN TO ME!"
*falls off chair* "ow"
Anne Marie: *Points at nose laughing randomly* "I have a nose!"
Anne Marie: " I have cheese stuck up my nose." (she actually didn't)
Anne Marie:*looking at Anne Marie's Mom* I'm not too sure I'm happy about being on the Quotes too Stupid for the Stupid Quote list so many times" *walks into recliner chair then points at it* "THAT CHAIR IS TRYING TO KILL ME!"
Anne Marie's Mom: XD
Want more? Don't fret (oooh, fret I like that word, fun word!) Knowing us, we will have more really stupid quotes soon. REAL soon.