ROD

Hey, are you gettin' pissed or somethin'? What did we say to get you all riled?

First you asked for a demo. Then you want us to play a last-minute show because someone named "Blue Marmalade" canceled? Who in God's green ass is BLUE MARMALADE, and why were we chosen to fill their tiny shoes?!?

Listen, Ross, we don't have a demo, we have a full length CD. It has thirteen songs, all of them good. We have a world-class violin child-prodigy in our band, for chrissakes! At age ten he played with the Sacramento Symphony, and if there's a name that commands respect in orchestral circles, the SacSymph is it. He's also a world-class asshole, so don't make him have to break his soundpost across your face.

If a copy of our album is the only formality you need for us to grace your stage, send us return postage for a CD and a hardbound copy of our manifesto, and we'll grant you an appearance. We're sick of this shit. We'd shit on your bar and tell you to leave the bottle, and you'd go do it GLADLY. Do you have to meet up with our fists? How does THAT grab you, friend?

OK Ron, you might be hearing from us again...especially if we don't hear from YOU.

 

--LAS PESADILLAS

 

 

P.S.: Actually, if you haven't already deleted this message, we are COMPLETELY KIDDING. We just thought it would be funny to send a pompous, threatening response to your hardnosed "get me that demo and I'll get you your show" bit. Trust us, Ron, we didn't mean it.

 

...friends?

 

 

hugs 'n' kisses from the PESADILLAS MIRTH FACTORY