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OUR SPONSORS
BANNER ARCHIVE #1 (RET.)
BANNER ARCHIVE #2 (CURRENT ROTATION)
EXPERIMENTAL INSTRUMENTS
2004 "DESIGN OUR SPLASH GRAPHIC" CONTEST WINNERS
SPECIAL EDITION "NEW YEAR" SPLASH PAGE
PAT BRADY LEARNS HIS LESSON
TIGERS
METROID/EMINEM REMIX
"I HAD A STROKE IN DA CLUB" MASHUP
"CHRISFUCKINGMAS" BY THE SNOWFUCKINGMEN
MY FULLY-CLICKABLE "MUSIC" LINKS LIST FOR MYSPACE
A JOKE DEEMED TOO STUPID TO STAY ON THE "WORDS" PAGE
FUN WITH JAVASCRIPT
COMING SOON: THE STRAIGHT-EDGE VIOLENCE CREW
I TRY TO FIGURE OUT THE CHORDS TO "DINNER BELL"
THE T.C.B. OATH
INDEXES OF "FIGHTING NEIGHBORS" RECORDINGS
MOFO GOT DRUNK ON MY COUCH, AND THIS IS HOW HE SANG
PHOTOS OF CAFEPRESS MERCHANDISE IN REAL LIFE
C L O W N
MY WAY OF AVOIDING COPYRIGHT ISSUES REGARDING THE LIKENESS OF SOUND RECORDER
STUPID MOVIE REFERENCE
THE ABANDONED "HATE PAGE"
MIX CDs I'VE MADE [under construction]
THE CABRIOLET CRANK DOME [under construction]