It will astound you to realize that the above graphic was drawn, by me, freehand.
Even more brick-shittingly astonishing is the fact that it was completed in less than 10 hours. Really!
Not like you non-art-appreciators out there can tell the difference, but this is actually the original upon which the above masterpiece was based:
And finally, click here to buy overpriced trinkets and rags with my glorious drawing on them.