ME: "Gabba dooogg baah gaabaaa eeeeyeep!!"
(TRANSLATION: "I love Santa, and I love Christmas!! I'm having fun!")
SANTA: "Ho, ho, ho!"
(TRANSLATION: "I desperately hate my life! Look into my eyes and see the bottomless abyss of despair that my existence has become!
The laughter of the babies haunts my every waking hour
like a thousand screaming devils, screeching the hideous taunts of the damned!")
