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Picture this, a lovely saturaday morning, 10;30am, the sun is shining, the brids are singing, my family has gone out, and im left alone to do one of my faveourite past times, sleeping in.
I lay there in peace, catching up on many a missed hour of sleep, with no cares, I could stay like this all day, or could I??
There comes a knocking on the door, quietly at first, but getting progressively louder. It starts to bother me, so I stumble down the stairs, trying to let my eyes adjust to the light. Thinking it must be a parcel, i open the door ready to sign a piece of paper, take a package and go back to bed.
Instead I am greeted with, "Hi there, im Susan and this is Mark, we are Jehovahs witnesses, and would like to request some of your time to talk to you about our beliefs, and see if you would like to join us?"
I refrain from swearing loudly, "you woke me up, to ask if I wanted to join your religion!?!"
"Im sorry if we disturbed you, we just wanted to talk......"
"I dont care, you woke me up!!! For what?? get of my land NOW, before I think of something very bad to do to you!"
"We are sorry for bothering you..."
*slams door in their face*

Jehovahs Witnesses........the ultimate annoyance?

Is there anything more annoying than that?, its hard to think, even little kids can become bearable when placed next to Callers. I dont care who you are, no I dont want to join your religion or buy double glazing, just get off my property. I have cured this problem with one rather simple sign.

After the placing of this sign on my door, no more Jehovahs witnesses have called, I now can have a nice lay in like Saturdays were intended for. Do us all a favour, put this sign up NOW!!

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