"The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases; one of its diseases is called man."
"I love mankind; it's people I can't stand."
-- Charles Schulz
Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy."
-- George Bernard Shaw
"Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training, for it trains people as to how they should think."
-- Arthur Schopenhauer
"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."
-- Groucho Marx
"I would have made a good Pope."
-- Richard Nixon
"Fork (n. ) : An instrument used chiefly for putting dead animals into the mouth."
-- Ambrose Bierce
"The place where optimism flourishes most is the lunatic asylum."
-- Havelock Ellis
"Television : chewing gum for the eyes."
-- Frank Lloyd Wright
What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Envy is ignorance;Imitation is suicide"
~~Ralph W. Emerson
"Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed."
-- Alexander Pope
"Bite my lips and close my eyes, take me away to paradise."
-- Green Day (Long View)
"Free your mind and your ass will follow."
-- George Clinton
"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."
-- Ronald Reagan
"fight with love, laugh with rage"
-ani difranco
"time flies like an arrow
fruit flies like a banana"
-K. Marx
"nobody creates a fad. it just happens. people love going along with the idea of a beautiful pig. it's like a conspiracy"
-jim henson
"emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free out mind"
-bob marley
"i base my wardrobe on what doesn't itch."
-gilda rachner
"drink life as it comes...straight, no chaser"
-gavin rossdale
"i argue very well. ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. people know this and often steer clear of me at parties. often, as a sign of their great respect, the don't even invite me"
-dave barry
"it said ribbed for her pleasure on it, but i turned it inside out. muahahahah..ha."
-dick solomon (3rd rock from the sun)
"If men could become pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament."
Florynce Kennedy, in a speach 1970
"A woman who doesn't care what men think of her - ah, this is dangerous. This is the worst conceivable insult to the male ego."
Martha Shelley: "Lesbianism and the Women's Liberation Movement" 1970 (Crow)
"Prostitutes are accused even by feminists of selling their bodies; but prostitutes don't sell their bodies, they rent their bodies. Housewives sell their bodies when they get married."
Florynce Kennedy: "Color Me Flo" 1976